Advantages: Biggity-big...makes others think YOU must be big, too ! Disadvantages: Outrageous petroleum consumption should make you feel guilty enough to lose your hair
...around you, etc, then the Ford F350 (also known as F&#%-Thrifty) and its SUV cousin - the Excursion - is the vehicle for you, my friend. If you, like me, have some amount of insecurity about your manhood, well then - you, too, are in luck - the Ford Erection...errr..Excursion, sorry, is indeed custom-made for you. At least until your friend down the block buys an H2, making you again feel puny and weak - like a Geo Metro of a man or something. Want ... ...they matter to people who actually purchase these monstrosities: BIGNESS: 137 inch wheelbase 3 rows of seats 44 gallon fuel tank (or, in Sally Struthers-speak: the equivalent of enough $ to feed a small nation each week...Wow !) ENGINES: V8, V10, or a "PowerStroke" Diesel - gee, nothing remotely suggestive about THAT name, is there ? Anywhere from 250 to well over 300 horsepower depending on the engine option Anywhere from 350 to well over 500 lb-ft ...
FrankieYankee 25.03.2003
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