WOO HOO - HERE WE ALL ARE IN THE FINAL - ME THE PROTAGONIST AND YOU THE AUDIENCE. The grand overseer of the tournament has attached electrodes to our genitals and commanded that we both dance his macabre dance and bite into the heels of our opponent because this tournament has been too tame since its first game all those days ago. Well I am not some kind of hamster especially not those kind of hamsters with big nasty sharp pointy teeth that latch onto your faces while you sleep - I defy the monkey of space and call his opponent baiting demands one small step for men, but one giant leap for ...
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