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  • 99 of 99 Ciao users found the following review helpful
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    Level 7 Timbo3107

    Member since 14/10/2006

    Reviews written: 264

    5 Stars Just like that! 21/02/2007
    User recommends the product

    Advantages Advantages Tommy Cooper... need I say more?

    Disadvantages Disadvantages None

    Hello there and welcome. I am a big fan of the late and who I think the gretest comedian that this land ever produced... Tommy Cooper. For me he was the funniest, zaniest and actually the most intelligent comedian I have eveer seen. Throughout his act what ever could go wrong always did, but it was the way that his gags were delivered • Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.' • He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the ... more
  • 167 of 167 Ciao users found the following review helpful
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    Spike_

    5 Stars Dyslexic Man Walks Into a Bra... 16/05/2003
    User recommends the product

    Advantages Advantages They're free.

    Disadvantages Disadvantages They're shit. Well... most of 'em.

    Feeling bored in the office? Looking for something new and exciting to do? Why not initiate an office dare system - however to do it properly only you are allowed to know the dare. Read on.......... ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES. 1) Run one lap around the office at top speed. 2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time). 3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. 4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye." 5) To signal the end of a ... more
  • 112 of 112 Ciao users found the following review helpful
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    gaunts

    5 Stars Banning the bra was a big flop. 14/02/2007
    User recommends the product

    Advantages Advantages They make you cry with laughter!

    Disadvantages Disadvantages Or they just make you cry!

    I thought, seeing as I am having a writing block at the moment, I would pass on a couple of the funnier (not rude) jokes I have received at work!...I hope you enjoy them as much as I did! ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨˜"°º•۝• Listen Carefully •۝•º°"˜¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body ... more
  • 95 of 95 Ciao users found the following review helpful
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    Level 5 skmm

    Member since 13/03/2001

    Reviews written: 38

    5 Stars Laughter Every Day, Keeps The Doctor Away Review with images 06/06/2006
    User recommends the product

    Advantages Advantages You can relax for a while

    Disadvantages Disadvantages Well.....!!!

    When I visited Mumbai (Bombay), India, during my last vacation, I had the chance of meeting with a group of people who every morning assembled at a place and " laughed their hearts out". Looking at them, I thought they were inmates of a mental asylum having a morning out. I was totally wrong. They were the members of a "laughter club", practising "laughter yoga". "The unique concept of Laughter Yoga and Laughter Club is the brain child of Dr. Madan Kataria, a physician from Mumbai. Any one can laugh in a group for 15-20 minutes without depending upon great sense of humor, jokes or comedy ... more
  • 126 of 126 Ciao users found the following review helpful
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    Level 5 l1nda

    Member since 19/07/2003

    Reviews written: 29

    4 Stars Medical Jokes 07/09/2004
    User recommends the product

    Advantages Advantages some are funny

    Disadvantages Disadvantages some are groans!

    Some of my favourite medical related jokes - appologies in advance for the groaners in there!!! ****************************************​* ******************************** Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease - You never have to watch reruns on television. - You are always meeting new people. - You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse. - You can hide your own Easter eggs. ****************************************​* ******************************** As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think ... more
  • 62 of 62 Ciao users found the following review helpful
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    Level 8 anonymili

    Member since 10/10/2002

    Reviews written: 481

    5 Stars Laughter IS The Best Medicine Review with images 17/07/2005
    User recommends the product

    Advantages Advantages Hopefully these will make you smile or even chuckle

    Disadvantages Disadvantages You may have seen a few of them before

    I love humour and I've been collecting jokes for years. Here's some of my favourite ones here that I thought I'd share with you... Do enjoy! BE WARNED There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called WORK. If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as WINE. The quickest acting is called CHARDONNAY ... more
  • 111 of 111 Ciao users found the following review helpful
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    Level 4 judepaw

    Member since 30/08/2006

    Reviews written: 10

    5 Stars I smiled anyway 16/02/2007
    User recommends the product

    Advantages Advantages They made me smile anyway

    Disadvantages Disadvantages None

    Q: What's the difference between God and Bono? A: God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. Q: Why do elephants drink? A: To forget Two cows standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly: "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," replies Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" THE PRAWN AND THE COD One day, in the shark-infested waters of the Caribbean, two prawns called Justin and Christian are discussing the pressures of ... more
  • 169 of 169 Ciao users found the following review helpful
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    Jordon

    5 Stars Who is Jack Schitt? 04/09/2004
    User recommends the product

    Advantages Advantages Who is Jack Schitt? Silent Fart's

    Disadvantages Disadvantages Keith The Midget

    Who is Jack Schitt? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against ... more
  • 56 of 56 Ciao users found the following review helpful
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    Level 7 Secre

    Member since 23/04/2003

    Reviews written: 205

    4 Stars Some of my all time favourite jokes... 29/09/2004
    User recommends the product

    Advantages Advantages I find them highly amusing

    Disadvantages Disadvantages Can't think of any off hand

    Some of my all time favourites...I don't think any are offensive but please tell me if you find any offensive and I'll delete them immediatley. Thanks. Anyway, start with my lawyer round: A monk and a lawyer came up to the gates of heaven together. St Peter let them in, and showed them to their new abodes. He took the lawyer to his first, and the monk was amazed to find that it was a massive mansion...he thought, well if a lawyer gets this think of what I'll get...so how suprised was he when St Peter showed him to a neat little cottage. At first he was more than a little peeved but then ... more
  • 63 of 63 Ciao users found the following review helpful
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    Shaoon

    5 Stars How to Give a Cat a Pill 10/03/2005
    User doesn't recommend the product

    Advantages Advantages it made me laugh

    Disadvantages Disadvantages cat owners might find it less funny (or moreso)

    A short explanation of how to give medication to your pet. I think most cat owners will know all about this... An old email I was sent, so I hope you enjoy. HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL: 1. Pick up the cat, and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of the cat's mouth, and gently apply pressure to the cheeks whilst holding the pill in the right hand. As you gradually ease the cat's mouth open in this fashion, pop the pill into its mouth and allow the cat to close mouth and swallow. 2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from ... more
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