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Excellent

“Just like that!”

published 21/02/2007

Tommy Cooper... need I say more?

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Hello there and welcome. I am a big fan of the late and who I think the gretest comedian that this land ever produced... Tommy Cooper. For me he was the funniest, zaniest and actually the most intelligent comedian I have eveer seen. Throughout his act what ever could go wrong always did, but it...

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Excellent

They make you cry with laughter!

Or they just make you cry!

I thought, seeing as I am having a writing block at the moment, I would pass on a couple of the funnier (not rude) jokes I have received at work!...I hope you enjoy them as much as I did! ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨˜"°º•۝• Listen Carefully •۝•º°"˜¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A male patient is lying...

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Excellent

They're free.

They're shit. Well... most of 'em.

Feeling bored in the office? Looking for something new and exciting to do? Why not initiate an office dare system - however to do it properly only you are allowed to know the dare. Read on.......... ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES. 1) Run one lap around the office at top speed. 2) Groan out loud in the...

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Excellent

You can relax for a while

Well.....!!!

When I visited Mumbai (Bombay), India, during my last vacation, I had the chance of meeting with a group of people who every morning assembled at a place and " laughed their hearts out". Looking at them, I thought they were inmates of a mental asylum having a morning out. I was totally wrong...

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Super

“Medical Jokes”

published 07/09/2004

some are funny

some are groans!

Some of my favourite medical related jokes - appologies in advance for the groaners in there!!! ***************************************** ******************************** Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease - You never have to watch reruns on television. - You are always meeting new people...

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Excellent

“I smiled anyway”

published 16/02/2007

They made me smile anyway

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Q: What's the difference between God and Bono? A: God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. Q: Why do elephants drink? A: To forget Two cows standing next to...

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Excellent

Hopefully these will make you smile or even chuckl...

You may have seen a few of them before

I love humour and I've been collecting jokes for years. Here's some of my favourite ones here that I thought I'd share with you... Do enjoy! BE WARNED There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called WORK. If you receive WORK from any of your...

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Super

I find them highly amusing

Can't think of any off hand

Some of my all time favourites...I don't think any are offensive but please tell me if you find any offensive and I'll delete them immediatley. Thanks. Anyway, start with my lawyer round: A monk and a lawyer came up to the gates of heaven together. St Peter let them in, and showed them to their...

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Super

“True story”

published 31/03/2006

It may be quite well known already

Even though its true it may offend

I/m not sure if this is allowed but i heard a speaker at a conference tell this story so i looked for it on the web and reproduced it here - if this is not allowed leave a comment and i will remove it but it was definitely the best part of the conference for me (This is a true story from the...

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Excellent

“Who is Jack Schitt?”

published 04/09/2004

Who is Jack Schitt? Silent Fart's

Keith The Midget

Who is Jack Schitt? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt...

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Excellent

“A Few Golfer jokes”

published 02/05/2004

Make you laugh

A too bit long

Here are a few golfing jokes that I have heard over the past year which I think that any golfing fan would enjoy. First-Time Golfer A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever...

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Excellent

“How to Give a Cat a Pill”

published 10/03/2005

it made me laugh

cat owners might find it less funny (or moreso)

A short explanation of how to give medication to your pet. I think most cat owners will know all about this... An old email I was sent, so I hope you enjoy. HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL: 1. Pick up the cat, and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger...

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Super

“Have a giggle”

published 28/09/2004

Laughter is Good

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I wouldnt say I'm a comedian but I thought I would share a few jokes with you all. Hopfully these will give you a giggle and a smile. You might have heard a few already, but I thought they were funny. Hopefully no-one will be offended by any of them. Enjoy reading x **** Parents Advice******* A...

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Excellent

All in Good fun, Please dont take offence!

Hopefully not heard before!?

~THE GENIE~ Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her favourite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught. The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic...

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Excellent

Funny!

You May Not Think So!

Here are a few things to do when in a certain place. Some of them are really funny!! Some people may find them offensive. ●THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR● These are funny; I was laughing my head of at these! 1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder...

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