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Community Level 7Timbo3107

Timbo3107

Just like that!

AdvantagesTommy Cooper... need I say more?

Disadvantages None

"Hello there and welcome. I am a big fan of the late and who I think the gretest comedian that this land ever produced... Tommy Cooper. For me he was the funniest, zaniest and actually the most intelligent comedian I have eveer seen. Throughout his act what ever could go wrong always did, but it was the way that his gags were delivered • Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to ..." Read review
21.02.2007

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Community Level 4Spike_

Spike_

Dyslexic Man Walks Into a Bra...

AdvantagesThey're free.

DisadvantagesThey're shit. Well... most of 'em.

"Feeling bored in the office? Looking for something new and exciting to do? Why not initiate an office dare system - however to do it properly only you are allowed to know the dare. Read on.......... ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES. 1) Run one lap around the office at top speed. 2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time). 3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. ..." Read review
16.05.2003

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Community Level 4gaunts

gaunts

Banning the bra was a big flop.

AdvantagesThey make you cry with laughter!

DisadvantagesOr they just make you cry!

"...of the funnier (not rude) jokes I have received at work!...I hope you enjoy them as much as I did! ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨˜"°º•۝• Listen Carefully •۝•º°"˜¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young ..." Read review
14.02.2007

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Laughter Every Day, Keeps The Doctor Away Review with images

AdvantagesYou can relax for a while

DisadvantagesWell.....!!!

"...upon great sense of humor, jokes or comedy. Laughter Yoga combines simple laughter exercises (simulated laughter) and gentle yoga breathing, which turns into real laughter when practiced in a group. 'World Laughter Day' was created in 1998 by Dr Madan Kataria. The celebration of World Laughter Day is a positive manifestation for world peace and is intended to build up a global consciousness of brotherhood and friendship through laughter. Its popularity ..." Read review
06.06.2006

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Medical Jokes

Advantagessome are funny

Disadvantagessome are groans!

"...of my favourite medical related jokes - appologies in advance for the groaners in there!!! ************************************************************************* Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease - You never have to watch reruns on television. - You are always meeting new people. - You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse. - You can hide your own Easter eggs. ************************************************************************* As ..." Read review
07.09.2004

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Laughter IS The Best Medicine Review with images

AdvantagesHopefully these will make you smile or even chuckle

DisadvantagesYou may have seen a few of them before

"...humour and I've been collecting jokes for years. Here's some of my favourite ones here that I thought I'd share with you... Do enjoy! BE WARNED There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called WORK. If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with ..." Read review
17.07.2005

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I smiled anyway

AdvantagesThey made me smile anyway

DisadvantagesNone

"Q: What's the difference between God and Bono? A: God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. Q: Why do elephants drink? A: To forget Two cows standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly: "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," replies Dolly. "It's ..." Read review
16.02.2007

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Community Level 6Jordon

Jordon

Who is Jack Schitt?

AdvantagesWho is Jack Schitt? Silent Fart's

DisadvantagesKeith The Midget

"Who is Jack Schitt? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. ..." Read review
04.09.2004

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Some of my all time favourite jokes...

AdvantagesI find them highly amusing

DisadvantagesCan't think of any off hand

"Some of my all time favourites...I don't think any are offensive but please tell me if you find any offensive and I'll delete them immediatley. Thanks. Anyway, start with my lawyer round: A monk and a lawyer came up to the gates of heaven together. St Peter let them in, and showed them to their new abodes. He took the lawyer to his first, and the monk was amazed to find that it was a massive mansion...he thought, well if a lawyer gets this ..." Read review
29.09.2004

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Community Level 3Shaoon

Shaoon

How to Give a Cat a Pill

Advantagesit made me laugh

Disadvantagescat owners might find it less funny (or moreso)

"A short explanation of how to give medication to your pet. I think most cat owners will know all about this... An old email I was sent, so I hope you enjoy. HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL: 1. Pick up the cat, and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of the cat's mouth, and gently apply pressure to the cheeks whilst holding the pill in the right hand. As you gradually ease ..." Read review
10.03.2005

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Community Level 5HotBlonde

HotBlonde

Have a giggle

AdvantagesLaughter is Good

DisadvantagesNone

"...I would share a few jokes with you all. Hopfully these will give you a giggle and a smile. You might have heard a few already, but I thought they were funny. Hopefully no-one will be offended by any of them. Enjoy reading x **** Parents Advice******* A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?" Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't.... there ..." Read review
28.09.2004

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Community Level 5JulyBunny

JulyBunny

●Things To Do.........● Review with images

AdvantagesFunny!

DisadvantagesYou May Not Think So!

"Here are a few things to do when in a certain place. Some of them are really funny!! Some people may find them offensive. ●THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR● These are funny; I was laughing my head of at these! 1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Call the Psychic Hotline ..." Read review
07.07.2005

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Community Level 4alan74

alan74

JUST FOR FUN TO LIGHTEN UP THE DAY Review with images

AdvantagesAll in Good fun, Please dont take offence!

DisadvantagesHopefully not heard before!?

"~THE GENIE~ Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her favourite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught. The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic. Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, polished it and immediately a genie appeared. 'You have freed me from thousands of years ..." Read review
14.04.2005

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Community Level 1Rialise

Rialise

There are two monkeys in a bathtub...

Advantagessome are funny

Disadvantages... some are not

"...a few of my favourite jokes told to me by my Family and barmy Friends. *Policemen humour* - Please don't take these offencivly. My Dad is a policeman. It had been a long day and a bored patrolman sat concealed behind a billboard waiting for anyone to cruise through his speed trap. A gentleman going home to visit family and making way better time that he should have, sped right past the patrolman's radar gun. Not wanting to miss the opportunity, ..." Read review
26.08.2007

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Community Level 5earlofaldg...

earlofaldgate

True story

AdvantagesIt may be quite well known already

DisadvantagesEven though its true it may offend

"I/m not sure if this is allowed but i heard a speaker at a conference tell this story so i looked for it on the web and reproduced it here - if this is not allowed leave a comment and i will remove it but it was definitely the best part of the conference for me (This is a true story from the Sydney Morning Herald, Monday, June 5th 1999) An employee for Ansett Australia, who happened to have the last name of GAY got on a plane using one of his ..." Read review
31.03.2006

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