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  • 66 of 66 Ciao users found the following review helpful
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    HotBlonde

    4 Stars Have a giggle 28/09/2004
    User recommends the product

    Advantages Advantages Laughter is Good

    Disadvantages Disadvantages None

    I wouldnt say I'm a comedian but I thought I would share a few jokes with you all. Hopfully these will give you a giggle and a smile. You might have heard a few already, but I thought they were funny. Hopefully no-one will be offended by any of them. Enjoy reading x **** Parents Advice******* A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?" Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't.... there are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman's age-- In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round ... more
  • 55 of 55 Ciao users found the following review helpful
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    JulyBunny

    5 Stars ●Things To Do.........● Review with images 07/07/2005
    User recommends the product

    Advantages Advantages Funny!

    Disadvantages Disadvantages You May Not Think So!

    Here are a few things to do when in a certain place. Some of them are really funny!! Some people may find them offensive. ●THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR● These are funny; I was laughing my head of at these! 1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on. 4) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream, "That's mine ... more
  • 50 of 50 Ciao users found the following review helpful
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    alan74

    5 Stars JUST FOR FUN TO LIGHTEN UP THE DAY Review with images 14/04/2005
    User recommends the product

    Advantages Advantages All in Good fun, Please dont take offence!

    Disadvantages Disadvantages Hopefully not heard before!?

    ~THE GENIE~ Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her favourite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught. The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic. Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, polished it and immediately a genie appeared. 'You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment,' said the genie. 'As a reward I shall grant you one wish.' 'Well,' said the Prince, 'I have all the material things I need, but let ... more
  • 14 of 14 Ciao users found the following review helpful
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    Rialise

    5 Stars There are two monkeys in a bathtub... 26/08/2007
    User recommends the product

    Advantages Advantages some are funny

    Disadvantages Disadvantages ... some are not

    Welcome to my review on jokes. I hope to have you laughing by the end of this with a few of my favourite jokes told to me by my Family and barmy Friends. *Policemen humour* - Please don't take these offencivly. My Dad is a policeman. It had been a long day and a bored patrolman sat concealed behind a billboard waiting for anyone to cruise through his speed trap. A gentleman going home to visit family and making way better time that he should have, sped right past the patrolman's radar gun. Not wanting to miss the opportunity, the patrolman jumped right out there and stopped the man, at which ... more
  • 19 of 19 Ciao users found the following review helpful
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    earlofaldgate

    4 Stars True story 31/03/2006
    User recommends the product

    Advantages Advantages It may be quite well known already

    Disadvantages Disadvantages Even though its true it may offend

    I/m not sure if this is allowed but i heard a speaker at a conference tell this story so i looked for it on the web and reproduced it here - if this is not allowed leave a comment and i will remove it but it was definitely the best part of the conference for me (This is a true story from the Sydney Morning Herald, Monday, June 5th 1999) An employee for Ansett Australia, who happened to have the last name of GAY got on a plane using one of his company's 'Free Flight' programmes. However when Mr Gay tried to take his allocated seat he found it was already occupied by a paying passenger. So not ... more
  • 30 of 30 Ciao users found the following review helpful
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    maz2909

    4 Stars Unpublished letters to the Editor 26/01/2006
    User recommends the product

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    Just received this on e-mail and found some of them very funny so thought I would share..... Hats off to the England cricketers for their achievements in the Ashes this summer, which rightly earned Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff BBC Sports personality of the Year. Winning a two-team tournament against a nation with a much smaller population once in every ten attempts, then never shutting up about it makes me proud to be British. Ben Hunt The government tells us that we are eating too many pies and dying of heart disease, then in the next breath they're telling us we are living too long and there'll ... more
  • 32 of 32 Ciao users found the following review helpful
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    Level 6 Newfloridian

    Member since 13/11/2002

    Reviews written: 328

    5 Stars "Kiss Me, Hardy" 24/12/2005
    User recommends the product

    Advantages Advantages Amusing with a hint of pathos

    Disadvantages Disadvantages Too true I guess!

    The following anecdote was sent to me in a Christmas e-mailing from Canada. I haven't found it in the CIAO archives so I am sharing it here. TRAFALGAR RE-ENACTED. (Nelson would find it a little different if he was to fight it today!.......) Nelson: Order the signal Hardy. Hardy: Aye, aye sir. Nelson: Hold on, that's not what I dictated to the signal officer. What's the meaning of this? Hardy: Sorry sir? Nelson: (reading aloud) What gobbledygook is this? "England expects every person to do his/her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability" Hardy: ... more
  • 56 of 56 Ciao users found the following review helpful
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    Level 4 judepaw

    Member since 30/08/2006

    Reviews written: 10

    5 Stars A funny thing happened 07/03/2007
    User recommends the product

    Advantages Advantages cheers you up

    Disadvantages Disadvantages none

    ADVICE FOR THE DAY: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two Aspirin" and "Keep away from children." A woman walks into a bar and sits down, she notices a man sitting a couple seats down. She watches as he takes a shot, runs to the window, jumps out, flies around the building and then sits back down. Astounded the woman asked how he did this He answered, "magic shot." She tells him to do it again to prove it. He slams another shot and repeats his performance. The man looks at her and says "go ahead give it a try." The woman orders a ... more
  • 64 of 64 Ciao users found the following review helpful
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    Ragdoll26

    5 Stars For anyone who doesn't understand women!!! 20/05/2005
    User recommends the product

    Advantages Advantages N/A

    Disadvantages Disadvantages N/A

    This was sent to me in an email, so I thought I'd share it!!! PREGNANCY Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might ... more
  • 60 of 60 Ciao users found the following review helpful
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    Level 5 buzios

    Member since 21/01/2003

    Reviews written: 56

    5 Stars The World According to Peter Kay 09/11/2004
    User recommends the product

    Advantages Advantages Very funny (I thought)

    Disadvantages Disadvantages I didn't say them.

    Hi everybody. I have reproduced here a list of one liners from Peter Kay. No need to rate as they are nothing to do with me but they made me laugh so I thought I would share them with you:- 1) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. 2) I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. 3) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder. 4) I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ... more
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