Ask any man what my most redeeming feature is and he will invariably reply “Your backside”, far from being flattered I am mortified, for , as any woman will agree (apart from J LO that is) we all want small, firm , pert bottoms like Kylie, and not big round ones like mine !!! I have a very sedentary job i.e I basically sit on my backside, the only exercise is when I nip to the coffee machine, and then when I’ve drunk the coffee and eaten my doughnuts, e.t.c all the fat slips to my rear and stays there. So whilst shopping in my local Sainsbury’s the other day the words ‘Fat free’ emblazoned ...
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