ProAn interesting read, I hope
ContraIt's pretty sad....
ProThis is my 69th review.
ContraNow that would be telling!
ProA new Challenge .
ProIt gave you something to read for a few minutes
ContraYou may have wasted those minutes.
ProA cathartic experience for me!
ContraI'm sure you'll tell me!
ProThe Beach went down so well I thought I would try ...
ContraWhat do you mean you haven't read The Beach
ProIt's seasonal !
Contrait's not particularly cheerful !
ProInteresting story methinks. Some degree of humour
ContraNOT recommended reading if you don't like profanit...
ProI'm very proud of this
Contrait's a tad long
ProYou may enjoy reading it
ContraMy first story
ProNone, if you die
ContraIt may hurt
ProThere is a twist in the tale
ProYou'll probably guess the ending...
Contra...again you'll probably guess the ending