What if Mario had been a dentist?

Well, lets face it, if mario was a dentist, instead of playing the games involving him, we would probably be laughing at them. Just imagine advancing to the next level in one of the mario games and seeing his smiling face glimmer with pearl white teeth. Now that would be something to enjoy. I've loved playing mario for a few years now, and think that it has all the classic elements for one of the best games ever made. Even though the fact that seeing mario with a dentist drill and a needle would be funny, i don't think it should be immediately discriminated against! I mean i for one would ... more

WHAT? Mario + Dentist? Has the world gone mad?! No, Mario is still good as ever but if Mario DID become a dentist, it would be like an RPG where you become a dentist - that dentist, is Mario...weird. I'm thinking about the storyline and this is what I'm thinking; You have just become a dentist, playing as Mario. Peach walks in and needs a check-up. Bowser comes in and takes her away to his "Evil Dentist" place. You go through 8 Worlds and you can collect these items: Toothbrush Dental Floss Mouthwash Lives: Teeth Coins: Teeth Bad guys: (e.g. Goomba) Chocolate Crisps Sweets Yeah...a little ... more

Well if Mario had beocme a dentist then we definetely wouldnt have liked him as much as we do now. I mean come on who likes a dentist, definetely not me anyway. I think that they genuinely like to hurt people and cause destructions to your teeth and gums. As you can see I realy dont like them and I dont think anyone else in Mario land would have either. All of the enemies would have run away from him apart from the ghosts and I mean how easy would it have being to kill Bowser. Look at the teeth Bowser has. All it would take wouldn be one drill and clean and he would be done for. Apart from ... more