furnitureporn.com

You could well be under the impression that you are entering a disgustingly vile pornographic website when you visit this site! But, wait! Why, oh why are there chairs here? Where are the people? Isn't that what porn is all about? Naked people and such like? Apparently not! Now, even your very own furniture is at it! That's right! Your chairs, sofa's, and dining table chairs are so rude, it's amazing! You will never be able to trust your furniture again! I've had to literally tie mine to the walls to keep them separated! Honestly! You wouldn't believe the antics my settee and armchairs get up ... more

It's not only us humans who are now pornographic. Now, your furniture is up to no good! This website proves it. www.furnitureporn.com shows armchairs and different kinds of furniture being pornographic. Can you believe it? Well, you'll actually have to go and see it for yourselves to believe it! Personally, I found this rather amusing when I first paid it a visit! It does state that you have to agree to legal documentation before entering the website, but this is just a load of cods wallup really! I mean, what RUDE things are you going to see with a sofa? You will meet Lance. He is a virile ... more

Porn, Porn, Porn...thats all the net is these days right? Open up your inbox and its there, mispell a url and get there...damn, guess at Whitehouse.com for info on America's government get hit with something a little more interesting - or maybe closer to the truth at least when Bill was running the show anyway. Well...as a homage to the literally millions, if not billions of porn sites out there comes Furnitureporn.com. This site pokes fun at the porno site by substituting the models for umm...chairs mainly, in various poses and situations. The entire site is set out just like a porn site ... more

Naked furniture? Um! How shocking. The Victorian's used to cover the legs of their tables, chairs and piano stools but these days furniture stands, brazen and naked in the very heart of your home. Furnitureporn.com is a website that tells you all about the things your furniture does while you aren't there. Porn isn't just for humans. Furniture does it too. A brief idea of what's on the site: Laurence Armchair is over stuffed and he is rather fond of Debbi who is pink, baroque style. When the people are out these two find entertainment of their own. There are also deckchairs enjoying a romp in ... more

Pwwhoooaarrrr! Look at the legs on that! I'd like to plump her pillows... And so on... This is the wonderful world of furniture porn. A site dedicated to bringing you the most hardcore example of furniture fetishism on the internet today. See garden furniture copualting in the open air, an old leather seat copping off with a much younger chair in the office...all sort go on in here. You have been warned, this is one hardcore experience! Actually its one of the most surreal and quite ingenious spoof sites on the internet, depsite its rather dire subject matter and one joke. Your inbox is ... more