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I wrote these rhymes along time ago, and I would like to share them with you all. Some have explicit words and phases; don’t feel offended, they’re only rhymes after all. Hope you like them…?
I can’t stand him; he comes on to my girlfriend every night,
My girlfriend and I walked into this pub,
This certain barman in there was a bit of a sod.
Firstly, I went up to the bar and said “one white wine & a larger please,”
He said, “Is that your beautiful bird over there I can see,”
I said, “Keep your eyes off and carry on serving me.”
I went back over and told my girl, I’m just nipping to the toilet,
Watch that barman, when I’m gone he’ll come over I bet.
The barman says, “There almost falling out I’d rather you stand here topless,”
She replies, “If my boyfriend here’s you say that, he won’t take no bullocks.”
When I came back from the toilet, he was standing there with my girlfriend,
I caught him looking up her skirt, as he made her bend over to pick up his pen.
“Cut that out you filthy git,”
“Stop looking up my girlfriends skirt, you filthy piece of S***.”
My girlfriend replies, Leave it! “We don’t want to get into a fight,”
I told the barman, “If you don’t leave her alone you won’t live to see the next night.”
The barman says to my girlfriend, “Come here babe, let me grab you ass,”
I respond, “Don’t touch her or I’ll bust you open with this glass,”
She says, “Leave me alone and stopping winding my boyfriend up,”
“Or I’ll have to take action myself and give you a right knee to the nuts.”
The barman says,” Come here darling, your boyfriend doesn’t deserve you at all,”
I turned round and thump him in the jaw; everyone got up clapped and cheered, and gave me around of applause.
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