Stella Artois Premium Lager

Quote-start

Next best thing to a general anaesthetic !

Quote-end

5 Apr 9th, 2004 

77 Ciao members have rated this review on average: very helpful

Advantages:
It gets you steaming drunk in no time  !

Disadvantages:
You could get too drunk  !  !  !

Recommendable Yes:

Buenosdias

Buenosdias

About me:

Still away from Ciao, logged in for the first time in ages ! Hope to be back soon though.

Member since:28.05.2003

Reviews:50

Members who trust:81

Here I am on an a Friday night, home alone, wondering what to do with myself. Somehow, the pile of ironing does not appeal - after all, I have the rest of the weekend for that !

Hmm, off I go to the fridge to find my little friend Stella Artios ! MMMM !

I bought 4 x 500ml cans in my local Spar for £4.00 which is not bad for quality lager.

The can itself is mainly white in colour with a gold and red emblem dispaying the famous words "Stella Artois" on the front.

Even though this is branded as "Belgiums original beer," it is actually manufactured in the UK, in Luton.

The lager is 5.2% vol, and the can contains 2.6 UK units of alcohol (something that may appeal to the likes of Tange !). lol

There are bigger cans than this available, so be careful you do not over indulge, especially if you are driving the following morning ! The larger cans are more than one pint, but if you are drinking from the can it will be easy to get carried away !

So, what does it taste like I hear you cry - Well, on pouring the liquid from the can into my pint glass, I could not help notice the rather attractive colour of the beer, which is darker than most lagers, and the delicate froth as it settled in the glass. This is where I start salivating !

Unfortunately, a pint of Stella can be a little "flat" as you reach the end. Unlike some other lagers on the market, there is no gadget that enables the lager to keep it's "head" (no jokes please JillMurphy !).

As I still have a cold I cannot smell a great deal but I can taste it and by heck does it taste nice !

The lager itself does have a "thick" texture, due to the strength of it, which I like. Other lagers seem like water by comparison. By the time you have consumed a pint, you know how strong it is ! It should certainly have a significant effect after 2 or 3 pints !

Numerous people have told me over the years that Stella Artois can have nasty effects on people and make them aggressive. However, in my case, it only makes me even more affectionate. After 3 pints I am anyones, after 5+ I am EVERYONES !!!

You may find the taste of the lager a little strong, it depends on what you are used to. If you mainly drink Carling, Fosters or similar, then this will seem like rocket fuel - but that is why i like it !

Unfortunately, not all pubs and clubs sell Stella, so it is not that readily available in some nightspots, but there is no shortage in your local off licence and should help a quiet night in be anything but !

Incidentally, there is a helpline number for this product 0870 24 111 24.

Let me know if you try any, no doubt you will have plenty of tales from the crypt to tell me the following day !

Anyone fancy a pint ? Bar is open at my gaffe !

Ciao for now ;-)
xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

P.S. Drinking too much can have adverse effects !!! SEE PIC !!! OMG !!! 

Pictures of Stella Artois Premium Lager
Stella Artois Premium Lager Picture 27300 tb
Adverse effects !

How helpful would this review be to a person making a buying decision? Rating guidelines

exceptional

very helpful

helpful

somewhat helpful

not helpful

off topic

Products you might be interested in »

Crabbie's Original Alcoholic Ginger beer Beck's Non-Alcoholic
Carling Black Label Lager Budweiser Lager
Guinness Draught Stout Foster's Lager

Comments about this review »

thepcclinic 03.01.2006 18:40

Really good review :) Very funny

charkai 29.06.2004 14:17

easily my favourite lager by miles. ever had a 'turbo shandy' (half pint stella with a bottle of smirnoff ice) DEADLY but delicious!!

eve6kicksass 30.05.2004 15:01

Stella is pretty good, even though I prefer Heinikin and Corona....Snazzy op mate...Chris xxx



More reviews »

Stella Artois Premium Lager - review by Benniash

Advantages: High alcohol content, crisp and fresh taste.
Disadvantages: High alcohol content, more expensive than most other beers.

Stella Artois Premium Lager - review by Benniash Benniash 20.11.2003 · Read review
Ciao members have rated this review on average: very helpful
Review of Stella Artois Premium Lager

Stella Artois Premium Lager - review by chunka

Advantages: Taste, Quality and Satisfaction
Disadvantages: Your money isn't safe

Stella Artois Premium Lager - review by chunka chunka 06.03.2003 (06.03.2003) · Read review
Ciao members have rated this review on average: very helpful
Review of Stella Artois Premium Lager

Stella Artois Premium Lager - review by proxam

Advantages: Cheap, refreshing and all too readily available
Disadvantages: Nothing more than OK

Stella Artois Premium Lager - review by proxam proxam 05.07.2002 (08.07.2002) · Read review
Ciao members have rated this review on average: very helpful
Review of Stella Artois Premium Lager

Stella Artois Premium Lager - review by Kyz22

Advantages: Crisp taste, high quality
Disadvantages: Expensive!

Stella Artois Premium Lager - review by Kyz22 Kyz22 28.09.2003 · Read review
Ciao members have rated this review on average: very helpful
Review of Stella Artois Premium Lager

Stella Artois Premium Lager - review by Andy.mack

Advantages: Nice Crisp Taste
Disadvantages: Can get you drunk very quickly

Stella Artois Premium Lager - review by Andy.mack Andy.mack 14.01.2003 (20.01.2003) · Read review
Ciao members have rated this review on average: very helpful
Review of Stella Artois Premium Lager



Are you the manufacturer / provider of Stella Artois Premium Lager? Click here