You've got clowns to the left of you, jokers to the right and you're stuck in the middle unable to shut them up. Well, now you can with all the put-down lines and smart comebacks... more
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...other, and we both know the other likes chocolate, so that’s what they get. Oh, apart from one year when I told him what to buy me ( A cute little penguin Christmas tree decoration from accessorize, which I still have hung in my room!)
This year i was greeted with a much smaller package, which consisted of two small books, one of txt shorthand's, and this book of abuse. The front of it shocked me a little. My little brother had got me a bright ... ...the front of it!
After I got over the initial shock I noticed what it said underneath the bright yellow finger! It Said “lots of one liners for the really annoying people in your life”. I grinned to myself. My brother knows me too well. This is going to provide me with ammunition for years to come!
Some of the one liners aren’t that funny, but some of them are really good. I’ll give you some examples:
“I’m not ...
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You've got clowns to the left of you, jokers to the right and you're stuck in the middle unable to shut them up. Well, now you can with all the put-down lines and smart comebacks in this book. If you're all stressed out and you've no one to choke, pick a line and use it next time you feel like you're just flypaper for freaks. You'll find put-downs for men: 'I'm not your type, I have a pulse'; put-downs for women: 'Nice perfume, Must you marinate in it?'; and put-downs for any fool using up your air on this planet: 'I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce'. Warning: Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
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