Hello fellow Ciaoer's, yes its me again.
Right the maddest thing i have ever done? Hmmm. Very hard but i am going to take you back to when i got kicked out of home.
It was a Rainy day in the land of Hastings, East Sussex. I got kicked out of home for having an argument with my brother about 4/5 years ago. I was stuck for a place to stay, and decided to go to Eastbourne. I found myself at Eastbourne train station wondering where i was going to go.
The first place i thought of was my dear little friend called Roz. He is a friend from school, and to this day he will always be there for me. Roz was asleep and in my countless atempts to wake him up, I could'nt. I decided to go to this weird place called Beachy Head. Once i got there i found myself. Trying to get the courage to jump of the cliff. I kept on hesitating. I slipped up and found myself 2 days later in Eastbourne's Hospital. I had broken my right arm and left leg, along with loads of bumps and deep wound cuts. The doctors were pro-found to find i was alive. They had told me when i was feeling much better that i had been in a coma for about 2 weeks. I went "you must be joking". They said no. I had to quickly get to a hospital computer to see which century i was in. I still cant believe it to this day, that without all the medical people that helped me, i would be 6 foot under. To this day i have never been to eastbourne ever since that happened. Still about 2 months after the accident i went back to school got loads of sympathy from fellow students and teachers.
Altough i did take advantage of this though as my headmaster Mr Campbell told me that if i feel ill at any time i can go home to bed. I did this a couple of times and then they catched on. I didn't want to sit History class every monday and thursday every week.
It still hurt though.
Some people called me Johnny Jackass. I dont recommend anyone tries it though as they migh actually kill themselves. I will hold no responsibility for people who actually do try this.
If anyone wants to see the pics of my deep cuts to my leg. Let me know as i still have them.