Oh, how often have we all heard these. I mean for goodness sake, I'm a lesbian! MEN MEN MEN!
These are the worst 10 chat up lines I have ever heard from men. I can honestly say that everytime I just laughed in their faces, and even if I wasn't gay they still wouldn't work. Come on lads!, ... Read review
Advantages: funny Disadvantages: cheesey, corny, the list goes on!
Oh, how often have we all heard these. I mean for goodness sake, I'm a lesbian! MEN MEN MEN!
These are the worst 10 chat up lines I have ever heard from men. I can honestly say that everytime I just laughed in their faces, and even if I wasn't gay they still wouldn't work. Come on lads!, change the record.
1) "Hey Baby, You have calves that would make any cow jealous."
2) "You have ... ...
3) "Do you work at Kentucky Fried Chicken?" (Why?) "Because you're finger lickin' good!"
4) "Lets add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply."
5) "Let's play war, I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me!"
6) "I sure like the cover of your book, can I check out the pages in between"
Oh, how often have we all heard these. I mean for goodness sake, I'm a lesbian! MEN MEN MEN!
These are the worst 10 chat up lines I have ever heard from men. I can honestly say that everytime I just laughed in their faces, and even if I wasn't gay they still wouldn't work. Come on lads!, change the record.
1) "Hey Baby, You have calves that would make any cow jealous."
2) "You have a great smile. Too bad that's not all you're wearing."
3) "Do you work at Kentucky Fried Chicken?" (Why?) "Because you're finger lickin' good!"
4) "Lets add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply."
5) "Let's play war, I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me!"
6) "I sure like the cover of your book, can I check out the pages in between"
7) "Hey baby, want to see something swell?"
8) "Hey baby, do you want to go behind that rock and get a little boulder?"
9) "If you were a snot, I'd pick you first."
10) "Hi, you have wonderful eyes, they are like screws.( how?) Everytime I look at you they make my nuts tighten"
Lads ( or ladies!) if you can come up with better, leave them in the comments.
Advantages: Help you score.................. Disadvantages: Make you look increadibly stupid
Truth be told none of these are even remotely good if told by the wrong person; which happens to be just about everyone. So on my advice unless you have an enormous ego or just hideously good looks don't use any of them!!! If you have any interesting additions or any exceptions to the above paragraph please leave a message. The Good
1. You look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book...so what's one more?
2. If kisses were ... ...HAVE PULLED
4. Where you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good!
5. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
6. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or would you like me to walk by again
7. I didn't believe in love, until I met you.
8. To the world you may be but one person, but to one person you may be the world.
9. Well hello baby what are you doing for the rest of your life?
10. If ...
djtmj 24.08.2008
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Advantages: A good laugh Disadvantages: Slapped face
I've never actually used a chat up line that worked (bedded anyone) but they can be real fun when out with friends. Here's a list of my favourites that I have seen used at some stage with varying success.
*Disclaimer*
I am not liable for any compensation claims that should arise from parties that partake in the said lines and receive injuries.
10. Before trying this one make sure your trouser pockets have nothing in them !!
Have you ever kissed ... ...pockets inside out>....Would you like to ?
Varying success from a nervous giggle as though she didn't understand the joke and felt she had to laugh to a straight piss off !
9. For this one, you have to go out armed with a screw as in a screw that you screw with a screwdriver. Once confident enough and a target emerges pounce on her with the short but to the point question...
Fancy a screw ?
This one has been used lots of times and always gets ...
WormThatTurned 15.07.2004
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Advantages: Advantages?!!! Disadvantages: Read on, you'll see...
....and unfortunately I am sure us ladies have been subjected to these ones on more than one occassion in our lifetimes!
There should be a school for men where they can go and study the art of chatting up us girlies, so that they don't get soaked with wine, slapped and humiliated in front of their mates! Then again....why spoil all our fun?!! I am sure they will cotton on sooner or later!!!
1. Here's 10p go phone your Mum and tell her you won't ... ...costs 30p before you even make a call nowadays and why would we call our Mum?!!!)
2. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilised?
(Ewww!!! What happended to good old cornflakes or a slice of toast?!!)
3. Do your feet hurt cos you've been running round my mind all day?
(What in these shoes...??!!)
4. Do you have a mirror in your pants, cos I can see myself in them?
(As if I am going to tell YOU that!!. This one deserves ...
Lynz0901 21.09.2004
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...a jokes website and it’s now going round my college because it’s the funniest thing any of us have ever heard. There you have the Top 10 chat up lines, or the worst ones anyhow. Thanks for reading and if you have any good ones let me know. ...
Skrzypczak 01.12.2002
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My Top Ten Chat-Up Lines. Do you think I'll get away with that title?!!
You’re in a club, happily drinking yourself into oblivion when, across the dance floor you see…. The One! No, not the ultimate lager that allows you to get drunk but actually increases muscle size instead of giving you a hangover the next day. No, you see The One. The girl of your dreams, the one you thought never existed.
So what do you do? Well, if you’re me, you just drink ... ...nothing to say, here’s my Top Ten:
10) Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?
Just hope that she doesn’t tell you to walk past again and to keep walking!
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9) Glad to see me, or shall I get the mop?
Only use this if you can run really fast… Be careful not to slip in anything on the way out though ;)
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8) If you have a chance to become anything on earth what would you want to become?" [the answer] ...
SeasonTicketless 08.12.2002
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