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Super

ProA good laugh

ConsSlapped face

I've never actually used a chat up line that worked (bedded anyone) but they can be real fun when out with friends. Here's a list of my favourites that I have seen used at some stage with varying success. *Disclaimer* I am not liable for any compensation claims that should arise from parties that...

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Not for me

ProAdvantages?!!!

ConsRead on, you'll see...

....and unfortunately I am sure us ladies have been subjected to these ones on more than one occassion in our lifetimes! There should be a school for men where they can go and study the art of chatting up us girlies, so that they don't get soaked with wine, slapped and humiliated in front of...

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Excellent

ProHelp you score..................

ConsMake you look increadibly stupid

Truth be told none of these are even remotely good if told by the wrong person; which happens to be just about everyone. So on my advice unless you have an enormous ego or just hideously good looks don't use any of them!!! If you have any interesting additions or any exceptions to the above...

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Satisfactory

ProMight get you a laugh!!

ConsMight get you laughed at!!

Top 10 Chat Up Lines I am now happily married but have heard many of these in my time Now when I say "TOP". chat up line I actually mean, the most lame, funny, ridciculous that will either make you laugh or cry!! - Laugh if you've heard them, of Cry if you've said them!! IF YOU ARE EASILY...

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Satisfactory

Profunny

Conscheesey, corny, the list goes on!

Oh, how often have we all heard these. I mean for goodness sake, I'm a lesbian! MEN MEN MEN! These are the worst 10 chat up lines I have ever heard from men. I can honestly say that everytime I just laughed in their faces, and even if I wasn't gay they still wouldn't work. Come on lads!, change...

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Not for me

ProFunny

ConsNever to be used

Belive it or not the following have all been used on me or my close friends, either by complete strangers, friends that wanted more or boyfriends, all which failed miserably. So why put them in the 10 'BEST' chat up lines, well because I believe they are the best ones that I have ever heard, not...

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Excellent

“Cheese at it's best.”

published 10/01/2003

ProCould get you the girl/guy of your dreams

ConsCould get you a slap!

Introducing your Top 10 Chat-up lines isn't easy! There's that constant worry in your mind, wondering what people will think of you, or how they will judge you by how many, or should I say how good, the chat-up lines are. If they are all pretty dull and unoriginal, is this person a bit of a sad...

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Excellent

“So...do you come here often”

published 01/12/2002

ProMake women laugh

ConsLots

Sometimes I feel sorry for blokes. I've been told by male friends that women can chat up and pull who ever they want where as it's a lot harder for a man. I suppose that's why some unlucky-in-love bloke invented the Chat up line. I'll warn you now that some are little rude, (well they are...

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Good

ProMay work

ConsMay not work

My Top Ten Chat-Up Lines. Do you think I'll get away with that title?!! You’re in a club, happily drinking yourself into oblivion when, across the dance floor you see…. The One! No, not the ultimate lager that allows you to get drunk but actually increases muscle size instead of giving you a...

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Super

“MY PLACE OR YOURS”

published 06/11/2002

ProYOU COULD END UP PULLING.

ConsYOU MIGHT GET SLAPPED ACROSS THE FACE.

Well i thought i might share some of my valuble experience with all my buddies on Ciao. As you probably know i'm Gay so i have included some for either sex. Good luck! HERE ARE SOME FOR THE LADS. 1, (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not going to suck itself. 2, I know milk does a body good...

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Excellent

“Have you ever used one?”

published 27/06/2004

ProGood topic of conversation for a laugh, some peopl...

ConsSome people out there actually think they will wor...

I know this is a bit of an old topic but I've only just recently started to browse through the Ciao Cafe, and I got a lot of reading to do, that’s for sure. Like I said above in the advantages, I think chat-up lines just plain funny - even ridiculous. The only thing they are good for is a topic...

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Excellent

“COME BACK TO MY PLACE.”

published 16/07/2004

ProJust a laugh.

ConsMay not work so beware

So the men have had their turn at this review today and now its my turn. This is going back to a time when I was "available". How unfair it seems that ladies do not go into pubs alone. How unfair it seems that we are labelled as tarts if we make the first move or in fact if we make any moves at...

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Not for me

ProThey might get a laugh

ConsYour not going to pull

This is my first café review, and hopefully not the last! I've been a member of ciao for about a week now, but I've been concentrating on the product reviews, but I was advised by a more experienced ciao-er to have a shot at a café review so here goes! Top 10 Chat Up Lines I've based my top ten...

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Super

“10 Cheesiest Chat Up Lines..”

published 19/02/2003

ProMight work

ConsMight get a drink chucked over you

Chat-up lines! I've only ever had chat-up lines used on me twice which is a shame because they make me laugh! But I've had countless ones tested on me by desperate male friends so here goes! 10) Get your coat, you're pulled! 9) Lovely dress... would look even better on my bedroom floor. 8) Are...

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Not for me

ProGood Laugh

ConsNever work!

My personal chat up lines, the never fail to fail ones. Okay so these are chat up lines I thought I would share with you now I only thought of these for a joke so don’t take them seriously, please I am not a pig Lol. -My Top 10- 10. If I were a transformer would you make me into a sex slave? This...

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