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Truth be told none of these are even remotely good if told by the wrong person; which happens to be just about everyone. So on my advice unless you have an enormous ego or just hideously good looks don't use any of them!!! If you have any interesting additions or any exceptions to the above ... Read review

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djtmj

The Good the Bad and the Hideously Cheesy

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"Truth be told none of these are even remotely good if told by the wrong person; which happens to be just about everyone. So on my advice unless you have an enormous ego or just hideously good looks don't use any of them!!! If you have any interesting additions or any exceptions to the above paragraph please leave a message. The Good 1. You look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book...so what's one more? 2. If kisses ..." Read review
24.08.2008

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Community Level 5justme

justme

10 Ways To Make A Women Laugh In Your Face

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Disadvantagescheesey, corny, the list goes on!

"Oh, how often have we all heard these. I mean for goodness sake, I'm a lesbian! MEN MEN MEN! These are the worst 10 chat up lines I have ever heard from men. I can honestly say that everytime I just laughed in their faces, and even if I wasn't gay they still wouldn't work. Come on lads!, change the record. 1) "Hey Baby, You have calves that would make any cow jealous." 2) "You have a great smile. Too bad that's not all you're wearing." ..." Read review
06.11.2002

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WormThatTurned

Man Found With Rabbit Inserted In Anus!

AdvantagesA good laugh

DisadvantagesSlapped face

"I've never actually used a chat up line that worked (bedded anyone) but they can be real fun when out with friends. Here's a list of my favourites that I have seen used at some stage with varying success. *Disclaimer* I am not liable for any compensation claims that should arise from parties that partake in the said lines and receive injuries. 10. Before trying this one make sure your trouser pockets have nothing in them !! Have you ever ..." Read review
15.07.2004

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Community Level 5ScotShelle

ScotShelle

"Try them for a laugh! - Or if you''re really desperate!!"

AdvantagesMight get you a laugh!!

DisadvantagesMight get you laughed at!!

"Top 10 Chat Up Lines I am now happily married but have heard many of these in my time Now when I say "TOP". chat up line I actually mean, the most lame, funny, ridciculous that will either make you laugh or cry!! - Laugh if you've heard them, of Cry if you've said them!! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED YOU PROBABLY SHOULD STOP READING HERE Number Ten - I have heard this one so many times but actually for some reason it always makes me giggle. ..." Read review
10.01.2010

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Community Level 2Lynz0901

Lynz0901

Top Ten Most Pathetic Chat Up Lines...

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"....and unfortunately I am sure us ladies have been subjected to these ones on more than one occassion in our lifetimes! There should be a school for men where they can go and study the art of chatting up us girlies, so that they don't get soaked with wine, slapped and humiliated in front of their mates! Then again....why spoil all our fun?!! I am sure they will cotton on sooner or later!!! 1. Here's 10p go phone your Mum and tell her you won't ..." Read review
21.09.2004

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