Top 10 Ways To End a Relationship

10 Ways To Do A Runner……………………. Ok to be honest I really don't have a problem ending relationships as I am such a prat I usually end up losing good friends anyway, but humour me and read on ………… 1. Ok so say I am living with a chick and I have gotten bored but being such a nice guy I don't want to hurt her feelings, hell I'm a nice guy. So when she is due home from work I invite my male friend round and we both get into bed with just our boxers on. She walks in and screams "Oh my gawd your gay Art" and runs out. I turn round and notice my friend smiling and notice for the first time what a ... more

After these long weeks of waiting, I come back with this handy review, just for you my little readers. I have indeed been busy, but I didn’t slack. I experienced and gathered data just for the pleasure of your eyes, and the stimulation of your brains. Today, I will be talking about breaking up. Sad and delicate subject… However, let’s approach it in a more entertaining way, because let’s face it, I don’t come across as serious for a long time on ciao. We all know (or heard about, for the serial singletons) the official and honest way to break up: “Darling, I am sorry, but my feelings changed.” ... more

A bad morning in the world of drawing things, and making alot of words fit into not alot of space, decrees that Dadmancat flails wildly into the Cafe and grabs randomly at opinions. "When can we move in somewhere of our own?" "Do you ever think about what it might be like to have children?" "Perhaps it's time you started spending less on DVDs and perhaps started thinking about our future..." Imagine those questions being asked, except you're on a beach, in a deckchair. On hearing them, consider a camera zooming and pulling on your sweat beaded face. No, there may not be a giant shark about to ... more

I may sound a bit heartless here but it is for the best. There is no easy way to dump someone, unless they admit that they have been sleeping around with all your mates, and a good few of all your enemies, then it is easy a simple "get out of my life and stay out of it you heartless harlot" or words to that effect will do...... The chosen method of dumping someone depends upon the situation, how heartless you are and how cowardly you are. We have all been total cowards at least once and don't try and say you haven’t either. So here is the list some are totally cowardly and some take some balls ... more

Are you fed up with your man ? You want to end it, but how, when and where ? Never fear, this little list should sort you out !! 10. Tell him that you have fallen in love with your best mate, and you are leaving him to be with her. Now, I know what you are all thinking...some guys would actually find this a huge turn on, this is where you can have a little fun. Tell him you are looking for a man to join you and your friend, but you love him so much, you refuse to use him in such a way, ask for his cute friend's phone number instead ! 9. Start using pet names. When he comes home from work ... more