The most complete and compelling anthology of First World War poetry this book includes ... more
poems by Wilfred Owen Siegfried Sassoon Rupert Brooke Edward Thomas and many others who beautifully convey the horror fear and pity of war. Brian Gardner w...
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My personal chat uplines, the never fail to fail ones.
Okay so these are chat uplines I thought I would share with you now I only thought of these for a joke so don?t take them seriously, please I am not a pig Lol.
-My Top 10-
10.
If I were a transformer would you make me into a sex slave?
This is rather fitting with the new transformer movie soon to be released however you will come across as a pervert so you may want to say it in a different variation, the chances of this working are more slim then the classic ?If I were to rearrange the alphabet I would put you and I together? so good luck with that one.
9.
If Carlsberg were to make hot chicks you?d probably be what they would make, as you the best hot chick in the world.
This is defiantly one to use in a pub however, it won?t work unless they think you ...
Advantages: hey, they can make you laugh sometimes Disadvantages: but they're more likely to make you run1
It's about time someone wrote a girls' guide to chat-uplines! You know the story: you go out one night to have an evening out with the girls, hoping to meet some gorgeous stranger who will sweep you off your feet and carry you off into the sunset in his tanned and muscular arms, to be your darling husband and best friend for many years to come. But what happens? You feel a tap on your shoulder while sitting sipping a cocktail at the local trendy nightspot, and turn round to see a guy with an insane grin on his face. "Well, I'll give him a chance" you say to yourself, but then he opens his mouth, and you change your mind. Why? Well, the chance is that he's come out with one of the many corny chat-uplines that are doing the rounds today. So, just for you, I've come up with a list of 10 chat-uplines, and the ultimate come ...
Advantages: They might get a laugh Disadvantages: Your not going to pull
This is my first café review, and hopefully not the last! I've been a member of ciao for about a week now, but I've been concentrating on the product reviews, but I was advised by a more experienced ciao-er to have a shot at a café review so here goes!
Top 10 Chat UpLines
I've based my top ten on the cheesiest chat uplines I've ever heard, NOT the best ones! I've also included a possible answer for each one, so if you are going to use them (which I don't recommend and don't take any responsibility for any injury caused as a result) you might have an idea of what to expect. Although most people joke about these chat uplines, I have heard some being used seriously, and I will tell you which ones as and when we get to them. So without further ado, here is my top ten (in order):
10
Line: Are you tired? Because you've been running ...
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EAN
9780413595706
Type
Poetry
Publisher
Methuen Publishing Ltd
Title
Up the Line to Death
Author
Brian Gardner (Editor)
ISBN
0413595706
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The most complete and compelling anthology of First World War poetry this book includes poems by Wilfred Owen Siegfried Sassoon Rupert Brooke Edward Thomas and many others who beautifully convey the horror fear and pity of war. Brian Gardner was a noted writer and historian of the First and Second World Wars.
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