Everyone loves vaseline. I can't remeber a time when i haven't had a huuge tube of beside my bed. It made me think of all the uses there are for vaseline....
1. Soothes chapped lips
2. Makes your hands soft.
3. Moisturises
skin4. Soothes
nappy rash.
5. Soothes your skin after you have had a wax.
6. To grease your hair, making you lok like you are from Grease.
7. Sooth burns (
do not use on fresh ones though as it will trap the heat inside)
8. It can be used as
lip gloss.
9. Can be used in a
Standard Grade Chemistry experiment,
10. Can be used during IVF for elephants
11. Use when
scuba-diving to stop the mask sticking to your face.
12. Use for lubracant during sexual acts ( do not use with
condoms)
13. It can help
remove stains
14. You can put it on your elbows to stop them looking scaly
15. Put loads of it on your face if you want a spotty face.
16. It could help when putting on a tight latex catsuit.
17. Prevent rusting on metal.
18. Put some on the floor if you want it to be nice and shiney/slippery
19. Stops leather cracking,
20. Put it on wasps stings to help them stop being itchy,
21. Boobey trap the
toilet seat by putting a plentyfull supply of vaseline on it.
22. Use it to keep warm when
swimming the channel
23. Use it to slick back your eyebrows
24. Can be used to help get
chewing gum out of hair.
25. to make things that arn't shiney look shiney.
26. to lubricate parts of machinary
27. Put it on the
door knobs of rooms which you want to keep private.
28. Smear it on a window so people can't see out.
29. Put some on a
curtain rail30. To help get a ring off
31. To stop you from sying your skin when you are dying your hair,
32. Put it on a keybored if you don't eant people to use it.,
33. Put it on a
cricket ball (if you are the batting team)
34. Throw the tube at a window if you want to break it,
35. To stop a door sticking,
36. As a
leave in conditioner.
37. Put it on your face as warpaint.
38. Put it on the bottom of the bath if you want to next user to fall over.
39. To write things in mirrors.
40. To shine your shoes if you have no polish
41. Rub it on your teeth to make them shine.
42. Put it on your gum if you just had a brace fitted and you don't want it to rub.
43. Put it on drum skins to dampen the sound.
44. As a
make-up remover.
45. To sooth areas where your clothes have rubbed.
46. Use the alovera stuff to make your lips taste good.
47. To stop draws sticking
48. To stop you painting your fingers when painting your
nails.
49. Put it on windows and doors to stop them getting paint on them when you are decorating.
50. Put some on the edges of a
swimming costume to stop it rubbing.
51. Used when needed to pregancy test a cow
52. Use the alovera stuff to make your lips smell good.
53. To male your lips feel soft when kissing - always a
plus.
54. To moistureise dead skin
55. To moistureise old blisters so they go away.
56. Put some on the
light switches if you want to light left on or off
57. To help get knots out of a horses mane.
58. To make your horses hooves shiney.
59. Put some on a shoe horn to make your foot slide in more easily.
60. To make a tap easier to turn on.
61. put some on the body of a screw to make it easier to remove and prevent rusting.
62. To catch dust.
63. To stop
nail polish bottle lids from sealing shut.
64. It is very helpful when having a nose bleed as you can put a small amount up your nose!
65. To make trumpet valves slide more easily.
66. Put it on the phone if you want to phone not to be answered.
67. Stop
shampoo getting into eyes.
68. Can be used on sensitive skin
69. Very good on Duke of edinburgh - stops wind chapping
70. Can be used to rid hair of lice.
71. Use as mascara and makes your lashes appear thicker.
72. Use to prevent germs from entering a cut.
73. Moustach wax,
74. Be used to start a fire when put on cotton wool balls.
75. Put it on the volume contol knob so your mum can't turn the volume on the
TV of the
CD player down : ]
76. To put on an endoscope.
77. To put on your brothers pillow so when he wakes up his hair is all greasy.
78. To make your beard easier to style.
79. To make sure a solenoid slides shut properly.
80. To lubricate elsatic bands so they don't snap.
81. To help take elastic bands out of your hair
82. To help decompose latex.
83. For waterproofing
84. To prevent oxygen from reaching something
85. To empty tub can be used for storing things in
86. To make a dogs chew more chewy
87. Cover speakers to stop the sound coming out
88. To make transparent bra straps more comfy
89. To stop chewing gum from sticking to the bottom of the bin.
90. To make spinny chairs spin faster.
91. Through it at people you don't like
92. Have a vaseline fight.
93. Creep up behind someone you don't like and rub it in their hair
94. Cover wooden steps with them so people you don't like fall down them.
95. Put it on
rope to prevent rope burn (wouldn't be a good idea when climbing though)
96. To prevent cogs from sticking
97. Put on a firemans pole so it is easier to slide down.
98. Put it on a slide so it is easier to slide down and you go faster.
99. To shine your head if you are bauld
100. Put it on a bowing ally so it is slippy
101. As inspiration for a 101 uses reveiw
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101 Uses for Vaseline 
Another very unique and interesting read! I only use my Vaseline for my lips though lol!