What if Mario had been a dentist?

Well if Mario had beocme a dentist then we definetely wouldnt have liked him as much as we do now. I mean come on who likes a dentist, definetely not me anyway. I think that they genuinely like to hurt people and cause destructions to your teeth and gums. As you can see I realy dont like them and I dont think anyone else in Mario land would have either. All of the enemies would have run away from him apart from the ghosts and I mean how easy would it have being to kill Bowser. Look at the teeth Bowser has. All it would take wouldn be one drill and clean and he would be done for. Apart from that though I honestly do not think it would have made any difference what so ever. I mean what child honestly knew that Mario was a plumber. Old SNES games didnt have nuce cut scenes and he just looked like one of the chuckle brothers would could jump high and liked to shoot down pipes looking for coins. He wouldnt have being as popular though as the parents wouldnt want their children to be influenced to join the evil evil trade of dentistry. Lol. Only a joke so you dentists out there dont leave horrible comments on my guestbook. lol.