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Spank my Monkey, if you dare

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04.10.2001

Advantages:
funny, different, grest site, easy to use

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A little sick in places .  . what about those animals (they're not real !  ! )

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WARNING: PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 YEARS OF AGE OR EASILY OFFENDED.

I know what you are all thinking, how disgusting, commenting on the manipulation of the male member. Well I’m not. Yes by visiting www.joecartoon.com you can spank a monkey, not the rude meaning of it, but a virtual monkey!!

The recent trend in shock television has brought us such delights as Trigger Happy TV and MTV’s appropriately named Jackass TV. Now personally I think they are really quite funny, but you do need to have a childish sense of humor hidden away somewhere to appreciate the finer points of their Kamikaze antics.

If you have that comic slightly twisted aspect to your personality you will love this website.

Joe Cartoon is really entertaining and in some parts a little close to the bone, but if you fancy half an hour laughing like a ten year old hop aboard.

The site itself is great, very visual, as websites tend to be, great colours, well set out, with lots of options.

Now there are lots of options on this site, as you will soon find out if you choose to take a peek. These include games, greeting cards, shop, etc. But the section I find most titillating is Cartoons. No not Batman and Robin or the enthralling adventures of Spiderman, no these are comic genius.

I’ll take you through…….

Log on to www.joecartoon.com

Select Cartoons on the menu, you will find an elaborately named selection of characters, which click through to mainly interactive Cartoons. Some are more impressive than others but everyone has their own favorites.

Here are a few….

PLEASE NOTE THAT NO REAL ANIMALS ARE HARMED!!

STONE FLIES
A farmer is chilling out under a tree ‘smoking’ when a party of flies land on his leg. The flies then become intoxicated by the fumes and enter into some comical chit-chat (they sound like the Budweiser advert). The Cartoon goes on to show you the flies being rather drastically removed from his leg………I wont spoil the rest for you.

SUPER FLY
A lonely man is sitting at his computer in an office cubical, when a passing Fly begins to taunt him with insulting comments. The man catches the fly in his mouth (I wouldn’t recommend this) and spits it out on the monitor. The fly now really not happy, picks himself up and flies throw the mans head!!!…… Be warned Fly sucking kills.

GERBIL GENOCIDE
Enough said!!

FROG BLENDER
You have one Frog in one very powerful blender (which you control). What is the frog’s destiny, you decided. Very messy if the Frog gets it.

MICRO-GERBIL
A rather tasty alternative to Microchips. A nasty tempered gerbil is in your microwave. The more you nuke the grumpy little fellow the more he insults you…..and he will insult you, but hey you have control of the microwave so who cares.

MONKEY (MY PERSONAL CHOICE)
Do you want to spank my Monkey??
Well do you?
Well what can possibly happen when you have one man with a Monkey spanking addiction and of course one Monkey?
The dim-witted man sits on his stool, with a rather annoyed chimp lying across his knee. Press the buttons at the side to make the hairy palmed oaf spank the Monkey, be warned though the Monkey will find rather amusing revenge. What goes around comes around.

There are many other cartoons to select from but I don’t want to spoil the surprise element of this site. It is very original and funny, but please if you are easily offended don’t bother, just take my word for it, its just harmless fun.

Go be amused……..
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Scatz500 28.11.2003 10:41

Looked at this site whilst reading your op. Very funny - appeals to my inner child. Cheers - Claire x

ROBCOLLINS144 03.11.2002 10:44

Great op, I have been looking at this site for the last few weeks and i think it is f**king brilliant. My favourite cartoon's are "Goanna Humper" and "Osama's Last Video". These can be found in the NEW STUFF part of the site. ROB

chunka 30.03.2002 04:57

cheers mate, just checked this out thanks to your op, it did of make me smile with the new Osama sissy fight. Thanks again, I TRUST you, chunka!

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