Not been on here for a long while - got some catching up to do...!
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Let's make it perfectly clear right from the start - I *hate* Myspace. I hate it in the way I hated text messaging when that first started and I hate it in the way I hated blogging when that first became a craze. I hate it a bit like the fact that I can't afford a new car and I hate it in the same way I hate the fact that I'm getting old.
In other words: there's nothing I can do about it, so I might as well accept it. When SMS messaging became the defacto method of communication between the young and trendy, not to mention those having illicit affairs, I got over my frustrations that we no longer rang each other up for a conversation and quickly learned how predictive texts worked. When blogging moved from being something slightly geeky to possibly a method of publishing that I could use to promote my literary prowess or, at least, just blow off steam, I stopped lamenting the geeks for hiding behind their nineteen inch monitors with 3D surround sound speakers and got on with the job at hand - blogging about my day. And when I realised that no amount of Brylcreem was going to hide the grey in my hair I stopped worrying about the fact that my barmaids were calling me the Silver Fox and just hoped that women still found me attractive enough to shag. Or at least say hello to.
And because I've embraced texting, blogging and grey hair, I've had no choice but to embrace Myspace too. But I still hate it.
In essence, Myspace is nothing new to the 'net - it's just been cleverly packaged, had a good viral marketing campaign and has been embraced by the teenage generation, which means it's guaranteed to be a success. Attempting to be all things to all men, boys and girls, Myspace basically offers nothing more than the ability to set up your own fancy website and adds another variable to the ability to communicate with each other across the Internet. From the myriad of partner sites, add-on sites and complimentary websites that all offer cool utilities for your Myspace page, you can select a variety of themes, colours, fonts, images or soundtracks,
all of which can be used to give your Myspace page a unique look and feel. You can even use utilities within some of these sites to truly make your Myspace page bespoke, putting your own pictures in there rather than using those provided by the complimentary sites.
Once you've decided how your Myspace page should look you can start adding content to the page. Fancy being able to put up pictures of you and your mates getting drunk at your graduation? Put them on Myspace. What about that holiday you just took where you snogged the ugliest person at the bar you could find? Put that pic up there too. Bought a new car? Put it on the Myspace page and invariably forget to blot out the number plate - surely nobody'll notice? In your About Me you can tell the world all about yourself and there are sections for your favourite music, favourite TV programmes, favourite hero. I've even seen a Myspace page where the owner put his favourite sexual positions - but I don't think that account exists any more… In truth, it's nothing more than making up your own web page, just using Myspace instead of another Internet Service Provider or website hosting corporation.
Once your main page is up and running you can add friends. Invariably, you'll get Tom as your best mate, until you delete him and add friends of your own. Once people are added as your friend you can use Myspace's secure e-mail server or Instant Messaging server to communicate with them over the web, or just leave inane comments with text message vernacular on each other's home pages. Use the calendar facility to tell everybody what you're up to and where you're going to be and take surveys that display on your Myspace page what your favourite vegetable is.
Then there's the blog section. In essence, a blog is an area you can write anything you like, telling your readers about your day, what sauce you had with your pasta, how much weight you've lost, whether Take That should have stayed in retirement or not, or you could even use it to write short stories or factual reports in the hope that you'll entertain your readers and catch the attention of the media. To be honest, the blog is my favourite part of the whole website. I've had blogs on several different sites in the past and so I've just emulated my content onto Myspace. The input interface is reasonably easy to use, has full formatting facilities for you to accentuate your text however you like, but it could do with a spell-checker. Once written, post your blog, choosing whether you want everybody in the world to read it or just those who think they're your friends; you can even make an entry completely private, if you just want to keep a diary somewhere for your eyes only.
Of course, Myspace is most famous for launching the careers of artistes like Lily Allen and Sandi Thom, amongst many. Using this medium and making their music available to download through their Myspace pages they quickly caught the eye of mainstream record producers and were catapulted in to the limelight, all thanks to Myspace. Since then, everybody with a garden shed and a guitar has tried to use the site to launch their careers and I even contemplated using it as a space to write my short stories and hope that publishers might trip over me until I realised that teenagers actually hate to read, and if you're not popular with the teenagers this site isn't going to make you rich and famous. They don't mind downloading an MP3 track and listening to it, hence making a success of some of the most innocuous individuals known to man, but today's younger generation can't be bothered to read a 5'000 word story and so Myspace is a flop for aspiring authors.
Growing on their reputation as a space where the hip and trendy like to hang out, Myspace is almost a virtual nightclub, just without the alcohol. There's plenty of loud music to choose from and, in an attempt to jump on the Google Video / Metacafe / YouTube bandwagon, you can download videos that people have uploaded, varying in content and amusement. As with these other sites, you can rate the video and share it with friends and the site hopes that this will simply increase its dominance on the web.
But blogging, Instant Messaging, e-mail and personal web pages are nothing new to the Internet or Generation X and so I find it difficult to understand how this site has been as successful as it has been. All it's done muddy the web further and add yet another medium for people to communicate in when there's already a plethora of communication avenues open to everyone. The irony of Sandi Thom's big hit, launched by Myspace, resonates through this line from her hit song, I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker: "when the only way to stay in touch was a letter in the mail…"
What has made Myspace so successful is its position as a 'social networking' website. It appeals to the younger generation through its ability to allow them to network with friends from schools up and down the country and to find out about events going on in places they would not normally hear about. In an attempt to safeguard the security of members, people can only communicate with each other once they have first become a member of the website (which is free) and then added somebody to their 'friends' list. This, however, is as secure as it gets. Add a 'friend', get accepted - start chatting. It's too easy for people to pretend they're somebody they're not on this site and people from all around the world just add friends in an attempt to gain kudos, notoriety and reputation on Myspace. A lot of members just accept the friendship request in the hopes that they'll grow their social network, with absolutely no idea who it is they're opening up a potential dialogue with. I've had people try to add me from the other side of the world, including one madman from Texas whose Myspace picture shows him holding a gun next to a Christmas tree - guess what he got from Santa…
It's not as if the site is actually that good, either. It's hugely infuriating when you try to get it to do anything and it must be the only networking site that is more frustrating and flakey than Ciao. Go to leave a comment for a friend and a technical error will pop up, telling you that something's gone wrong and that the Myspace tech team have been told about it. Go to add a new blog - same error. Go to look at somebody's profile - yep, you guessed it… The technical team at Myspace must be fed up with all the technical errors they receive. And then there's the length of time it takes to load a Myspace page… the html code is so complex that, once the page has loaded, navigation is woefully slow, especially if they have tried to do something fancy with its look and feel. On top of that, Myspace allows you to add a song to your page so that visitors can hear your current favourite track. Cool in a 21st century kind of way, but eminently frustrating as streaming media, while trying to load a page full of pictures, does nothing but clog your bandwidth and slow down your transfer rate. My page has a photo of my pub on it and it slows the whole thing down horrendously - and I don't even have any music on my profile.
The premise of Myspace is excellent and nobody can knock its success, nor its popularity amongst the young. If you want to be hip and trendy, these days you must have a page on this website, but if you want to be left alone by axe-wielding madmen I'd suggest you give it a miss. As with everything Internet, eventually it'll be usurped by another website - possibly even Microsoft's Live Spaces - or it'll be bought out by Google.
I've got a Myspace page, but I'm not proud of it; however, I've moved my blog to it and am using this site because my friends and some family members are already using it and therefore, on this occasion, it's a case of "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em." You can find my space at myspace.com/markjdaniels if you want to see what a page looks like.
These days, though, I find myself yearning for a quill and some ink…
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I blog on my msn site- mainly cos my friends and family think what I write is bloody hilarious (especially when I recount the latest tale of what how I or others put my foot in it along the day). I have never visited myspace though. and I think it should explode for giving the world the annoying cockney chav that is Lily Allen (cough spit)
ciaomeister1 04.04.2007 15:36
I went to have a nose!
louiseypees 14.03.2007 12:31
Oh I love to hate it really. It passes the time, and I'm far too lazy to keep all my friends up to date with stuff individually. It has got me back in touch with some people I shouldn't be back in touch with though... Hmm! Great review. xx
Advantages: In principal, a good way to meet like minded people and advertise your creative genius Disadvantages: As with all things internet, it's become a hive for insecure, horny teenagers and porn merchants
badongism 02.07.2007 (02.07.2007)
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