Hen night heaven (The Adonis Cabaret Show)

Advantages: Fun night out that does not cost the earth
Disadvantages: Not to everyones taste

...Sorry but this one is for the girls :) I recently went on a hen night to Bournemouth and part of the hen night was to see the Adonis Cabaret show, now when I found out we where seeing this show I thought oh here we go some rubbish cheesy strip show but boy was I wrong. I would have to say that this was by far the best hen night I have been on. We booked a package deal where we stayed in a B&B, got tickets to the show & entry to a night club after for £70 which I thought was a very good deal. Now what can I say about the show apart from oh my god lol. Firstly the show is hosted by a drag queen (why do they always have such good legs), I was not really expecting much from the drag queen as I have seen some before who where terrible, but i have to say this drag queen was the best I have seen she was incredibly funny. The act was...

soutram 18.05.2009 · Read review
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Review of The Adonis Cabaret Show

Ladies night!

Advantages: Great fun great atmosphere, great everything
Disadvantages: Can't take own pictures

...Well I went to Blackpool on my bosses hen do, we had decided to make a weekend of this we booked a package deal where on the Friday you got free entry into nightclubs and things, then on the Saturday night we had the Adonis show to go to, the tickets were in with our bed and breakfast deal. The price for our two-night stay in the bed and breakfast with our tickets for nightclubs and the cabaret show cost £111, which I thought, was a great bargain for a fantastic weekend. The tickets can be bought just for the cabaret show for £29 per person plus a booking fee of £1.20p per ticket. Although to be able to purchase tickets you do have to have a minimum party of at least 4. The shows only run on a Saturday night starting at 7pm and lasts around 2 hours. The show runs in 5 locations, Newcastle, Blackpool, Brighton, London, and Bournemouth...

kineticspade 03.10.2009 · Read review
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I stayed in a Pink Palace

Advantages: Stunning views and excellent staff
Disadvantages: No aIr con and very hilly

...am describing the holiday spent in the Adonis Asontis apartments. These apartments are in the heart of Kalami within absolutly incredible views overlooking the bay and the Ionian Sea. The Apartments dominate the slope down to the village from the road above, known locally as 'The Pink Palace' due to the pink buildings it snuggles in amongst the olive groves. The very nature of the apartments do not make them suitable for people with mobility problems but it also makes for an incredibly beautiful location. The aptments are all built on various levels with a lift to the higher levels - in fact other visitors to Kalami use the hotel as an easy way to get to the road above the village for buses etc Kalami means reed and the village was given the name because of the reeds that growon the beach in front of the little houses that are...

oldchem 28.06.2009 · Read review
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Review of Adonis Asonitis Apartments, Corfu

Another great comedy starng Rik Mayall

Advantages: Very funny, great "Rik Mayall" comedy.
Disadvantages: None really... Very happy with the DVD!

...Believe Nothing DVD review: Although this comedy sitcom was not written by Rik Mayall, the actor and character, Adonis Cnut, fits the 'bill' brilliantly, there is a slight resemblance of the character to Rik himself believing that they are just brilliant! Adonis Cnut is a quadruple professor at Queen Edward College, Oxford; acknowledged to be the cleverest man in the world! He simply adores himself and is very amusingly egoistic with women. Albumen (Michael Maloney) is Adonis Cnut's personal butler, or slave may be a more accurate term. He is a more gentle and enigmatic character that endure moments of brutality and violence from his master, Adonis. Dr Awkward (Emily Bruni), the college's professor of pedantics is a very attractive and clever young woman who seems to be 'mad' - she thinks she is obese and ugly, and is "phobia...

jamesdkelly 24.03.2006 · Read review
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Review of Believe Nothing (DVD)

Dark Fantasy Romance

Advantages: Great story
Disadvantages: Parts of Merewyn's character

...a kind of inbetween world. Avalon is now a haven for the Lords of Avalon, Camelot is Morgan's realm and Glastonbury is an in between place where the people are miserable and cruel. The Lords of Avalon are in a constant battle against Morgan. They're trying to protect various magical items and the holy grail so that Morgan doesn't get her hands on them and gain even more power. -Plot- Centuries ago Merewyn was a beautiful Princess who just wanted to marry for love. Unfortunately the man she was to marry couldn't see past her beauty, and she made a deal with an Adoni that resulted in her being tricked into becoming the Adoni's slave. To make things worse the Adoni turned her into a hag who is despised by all of Camelot for her ugliness. Varian is the son of the adoni and Lancelot, one of Arthur's knights. He is on the side of good...

Brooke3 16.07.2009 · Read review
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Review of Knight of Darkness - Kinley MacGregor

Not (just) a pretty face, you know

Advantages: My own CD & the trendy title...performing live on radio
Disadvantages: If you'd have seen the newspaper photos, you'd understand

...that department. Together we became 'Adonis' (I know, Adonis was male, but we were named after the Adonis Blue butterfly, and the fact that Adonis also means 'to cherish'). We worked on a few songs, some written by me, some by Claire, practicing between the end of school and the beginning of our play rehearsals (we were real thesps, members of the county youth music theatre group). We performed mainly at school concerts and local stuff, unpaid, but when I saw the poster on the wall advertising a songwriting competition, run by Huntingdon Hall in Worcester for BBC Music Live 2000, with a prize of £250 and the chance to record the song professionally, I knew we had to go for it. The song we chose to enter was one I'd written almost entirely by myself, though I'd never pretend that it would be what it was without the other girls. Kelly wrote...

PrincessGem 02.07.2003 · Read review
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Review of My Fifteen Minutes of Fame

Don't mess with women

Advantages: Its only a Joke
Disadvantages: Read the Op

...A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." So she freed the frog! The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes, whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!" The woman said, "That would be okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to." The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, "KAZAM" - she's the most...

KatieWalks 22.01.2003 · Read review
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Review of Jokes

Some jokes for the girls!

Advantages: -
Disadvantages: -

...from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes that what ever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!" The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock too." The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in...

missie123 16.12.2003 · Read review
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Review of Jokes

essence of chick magnet

Advantages: Provides a direct link to a woman's libido
Disadvantages: You pay for perfection

...What superlatives can I throw the way off Issey Miyake aftershaves. Only one seems adequate; a gift from the gods. It doesn't matter what you look like (And god knows, I'm not exactly adonis), splash on some of this enchanted elixir and you'll have woman eating out of the palm of your hand. No, seriously. You will be amazed by the number of women who'll stop you on a night out and ask you what aftershave you're wearing. Unfortunately some of are only asking so that they can buy some for their boyfriends as they don't find the smell of Brut appealing but the rest, rest assured are up for the hunt and with the added advantage of the seed of interest being sown in their minds. The rest is up to you and your charm and Issey cannot interfere there. The aftershave itself is contained in a frosted glass bottle which looks good...

robbroome 17.08.2001 · Read review
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Ryvita - A local product

Advantages: versatile and healthy
Disadvantages: can be a bit bland

...You may be wondering why an Adonis like me us writing a review of a product that is usually associated with slimming. Well, there's a good reason, I have decided to review products local to the area I live and work in. The Ryvita factory can be found on the Old Wareham Road in Poole and I drive past it regularly. There is often a delicious toasty smell coming from it which can be deadly if I have skipped breakfast. So what is Ryvita? It's a crispbread, which is to say it is an unleavened product made from Rye which is baked to a thin crisp, fairly hard slab like biscuit. there are several permutations to the recipe but the basic and most well known one is the Dark Rye Crispbread. It should probably be better described as a crunch bread, as it is fairly hard and substantial to eat. It comes in a paper-wrapped block...

JeffFromPoole 14.06.2008 · Read review
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