Chelle gets slippery in the shower

Advantages: Does exactly what it says on the tin, well it would if it was in a tin
Disadvantages: Smells manky, crap bottle, bloody expensive

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michaird 08.08.2002 · Read review
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Review of John Frieda Sheer Blonde

Not for your mott

Advantages: Natural colour, easy to apply, reasonable price
Disadvantages: Leaves hair smelling funny, dulls after a couple of weeks

...a good selection of brown shades for blonde hair. This is surprisingly rare and is one of my main reasons for buying this brand. Mt second reason for buying it is that it was one of the cheapest options. Not the least expensive (this is my hair were talking about here) but the most reasonably priced of the more well known brand at £5.99 in Boots and £4.99 in Morrisons. It seems there are bargains to be had with these dyes. And so, Chelles?s super detailed directions for use: Get fed up of crap winter hair. Decide to dye hair brown. Chicken out in Boots and buy a golden blonde dye instead. Use blonde dye. Colour far too close to natural colour, nobody notices People do comment on how nice and shiny hair is though Get brave; buy a light brown dye Use light brown dye Three people notice and comments include ?it?s in lovely...

michaird 02.12.2002 · Read review
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Review of L'Oreal Casting Creme Gloss

Swizzle it, just a little bit

Advantages: Good long lasting product
Disadvantages: Can be expensive

...boyfriend, so he tells me). Anyway, back to the point. It sits in my penholder in the glorious royal blue of the wonderful Birmingham City FC, it calls to me ?Chelle, Chelle, let me make you moist Chelle?. For an old lady product Nivea is certainly risqué. Pick it up and slide off its sheath. Firmly manipulate the base and it extends, long and shiny ready for you to press against your lips. Say again. What do you mean, ?behave yourself woman!? Fine, if that?s what you want. It looks just like regular lip salve, the cheep stuff I used to buy from the chemist. But this is not cheap, oh no, many places will charge you £2.25 for 4.8g. That?s far too much money, regardless of how good it is. I paid £1.25 in a discount shop (Body Care I think) It is good though, it leaves your lips lovely and soft, and it lasts for ages. It...

michaird 02.09.2002 (24.09.2002) · Read review
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Review of Nivea Original Lip Care

Time to jump on the bandwagon

Advantages: Erm.....
Disadvantages: See above

...'s. 21. Favourite Restaurant : Ciao Sorrento's, Union Street, Dundee. And the Big Wok in Birmingham's not bad (thanks to Chelle and Katy for that). 22. Favourite Flowers: Triffids. 23. Favourite beverage: Bud Ice. Or Irn Bru. 24. Favourite sport to watch: Fitba, although women's beach volleyball is quite alluring.... 25. Preferred type of ice cream: Strawberry, but only if there's no Irn Bru sorbet available. 26. Favourite Sesame Street Character: Mr.Snuppl...Snupful..Sniffup....Snoofa.....Oscar The Grouch. 27. Favourite Fast Food Restaurant: Burger King. 28. When was your last hospital visit? To get a tooth taken out at the emergency dentist - May 2001. 29. What colour is your bedroom carpet? Think it's blue. Not seen it for a while. Wonder how it's doing? Maybe I should send it a card.... 30. How...

superpricee 20.03.2003 · Read review
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Review of All About Me

The best show on ITV

Advantages: brilliant story line - you will never bore with this show
Disadvantages: there are none

...Tuesday nights won't be the same this weather as BAD GIRLS has finished its second series. Set in a womens prison - this drama is the best on on the box recently. Not a sound is heard in the wall sof this house for that hour between 9 - and 10 every Tuesday night. The series follows the pursuits of a group of women prisons - each week deals with one prisoner more so than the others. Met the girls Denny and her new lover Shaz ( these two are full of badness and a great laugh to watch ) Chelle Dockley the glam queen of the cells. Yvonne - not sure which way you should look at her - theres that evilness in her eyes, the two Julies the mums to everyone and how could I forget Zandra - who died recently from a brain tumour - she was one of teh best lover characters on the series and she even managed to snog the ratehr dishy prison warner...

LIZZIE241079 11.07.2000 · Read review
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Review of Bad Girls

Naughty ! Naughty !

Advantages: Top class storylines from emotional to thrilling to even comical ones
Disadvantages: Only on once a week but series has finished for now

...This gripping drama of HTV has had my eyes glued to it from the first episode. The series Bad Girls, well if you don't know this you should feel ashamed, is set in a prison with Claire King (Kim from Emmerdale) being top dog, in charge of the prison. The brilliant show is on every Tuesday at 9 however the series has recently finished, i need to sit down after saying that... Anyway, you can't miss the next series. The main group of women in the prison are really good actresses but i can't comment on how realistic they are, i can't really comment on how accurate what goes on there is either but must have ben researched. Some of the main characters of the girls which are definitely bad include: Denny, Chelle (Dockley), Yvonne, the two Julies and more recent entries like Barbara and Shaz. Another was Sandra who died recently...

biker2000 08.07.2000 · Read review
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Review of Bad Girls

A Chocolate Bar With Gggrrrrrr

Advantages: Oh my, yummy, chocolate! Damn it, what more to I have to say?
Disadvantages: Takes you down the well travelled road of a big fat bum!

...Urgh, It calls to me, from all the way down the other end of the building. The vending machine, the one with the crisps and the chocolate in calls, no one else seems to be able to hear it but me. ?Chelle, come to me? It whispers ?I have chocolate, hmmm, lovely chocolate, smells so good? I try to resist but it gets angry with me! ?Chelle! I know you have a pound in your purse, get your fat arse down here and have a Double Decker!? What can a girl do? She has a Double Decker of course. The machine gobbles up my pound and indignantly spits 65 pence back at me, it slides a wrapped lump of chocolaty heaven into the tray with a satisfying thud. It?s a heavy chocolate bar it feels good in the hand. You can tell it has substance, like a mars bar did before they started prating about with the recipe. ?Are you big up top...

michaird 27.11.2002 · Read review
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Review of Cadbury Double Decker

I Think With Portals!

Advantages: Original game design, masterful storyline, truly immersive, new ideas
Disadvantages: Short

...Valve Corporation's Portal has been called one of the greatest games of all time. This is quite a lot to live up to. After all, the list of 'greatest games of all time' includes Super Mario Bros, Chrono Trigger, Monopoly and Naked Simon Says. Even if it doesn't make that list for you, it's undeniably a modern classic. But what is it all about? All I heard for months from my friends was "Portal is this, Portal is that", so eventually my curiosity was piqued and I picked up a copy in the hope of understanding what the heck they were all on about. You see the game through the eyes of Chell, a young female silent protagonist who wakes up in the abandoned Aperture Science Enrichment Centre. Clean and futuristic-looking, the centre would be a nice place if it wasn't for the eerie silence and... that voice. A deadpan, female voice which...

RayWhitney 08.01.2009 · Read review
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Review of Portal (PC)

Portal - "I'm doing science and I'm still alive."

Advantages: Using Portals, storyline, graphics
Disadvantages: Short Game.

...the game GLaDOS tell Chell (the player) that she used deadly neurotoxin to kill the staff at Aperture Science. This is because, she had the time to use the neurotoxin before the staff installed her "Morality Core." Graphics The graphics are amazing, that is if you have a good gfx card. But the game is suitable for even the most old cards. I hope you decide to buy this game as its worth the money. =D *Sniffs* no cake... :(...

AnSiB 08.04.2008 · Read review
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Review of Portal (PC)

Shop till you drop!!

Advantages: Very Cheap
Disadvantages: You will need the whole day!!

...some of the items I buy, but when on some of them you get 70-80% discount I just pack as much as I can. You do have to look for the bargains and not mind wearing last season, but that does not bother me at all. If you have the stamina a great place with lots of shops for kids, fashion, jewellery and gifts. Happy shopping!! Chelle...

mkberridge 13.10.2005 · Read review
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Review of Cheshire Oaks Outlet Park (Shopping Centre)