English Springer Spaniel Dog Blank Greeting Card by Alex Clark 'Patience'
New designs just arrived, from best selling Artist Alex Clark, beautiful cards produced from original watercolour's in her own unique and instantly recognizable...... more
New designs just arrived, from best selling Artist Alex Clark, beautiful cards produced from original watercolour's in her own unique and instantly recognizable style, heart-warming and fun. Printed on quality card stock and supplied in cellophane wrapper.
Loaded Official 2014 Calendar - Celebrity Merchandise Ltd
Status: New - Loaded Official 2014 Calendar. The future is looking very bright indeed, with twelve hot topless girls you have no excuse to not buy one, every...... more
Status: New - Loaded Official 2014 Calendar. The future is looking very bright indeed, with twelve hot topless girls you have no excuse to not buy one, every day can now be sexy day!. Featuring saucy images of all your favourite Loaded models, this calendar comes complete with monthly dates to help you keep your days in order. Starring Lucy Collett, Emma Frain, Charlotte Springer, Emma K, Summer St Claire, Melissa Clarke, Georgia Salpa, Jodie Gasson, Jess Davies, Jess Kingham, Joey Fisher and beth Humphreys all modelling their assets, this calendar is not one to be missed! All our Glamour calendars are printed A3 (30cm x 42cm) on 150gsm art paper for the text and 250gsm for the cover. All our titles are the official calendars produced in association with the models and their agents. Please support your favourite models by only buying their official merchandise from trusted sources!
While its story might sound terribly interesting, Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins is largely a vehicle for gross-out sight gags and grotesque performances by...... more
While its story might sound terribly interesting, Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins is largely a vehicle for gross-out sight gags and grotesque performances by performers who, in many cases, don't need to do such things. Martin Lawrence stars as R.J. Stevens, a successful, Jerry Springer-like, television talk show host who sets aside his perfect life with a sweet son (Damani Roberts) and celebrity girlfriend (Joy Bryant) to attend his parents' golden wedding anniversary back home in Georgia. From the moment he arrives, all the reasons R.J. left to reinvent himself on the West Coast become clear. His siblings and cousins (Mike Epps, Mo'Nique, Michael Clarke Duncan, Cedric the Entertainer) quickly put him in his place, reminding him that his name is actually Roscoe Jenkins. His sweet mother (Margaret Avery) watches impassively while R.J.'s dad (James Earl Jones) strikes one disapproving note after another. R.J. would be content to wait out the anniversary events and go home, but the arrival of a woman (Nicole Ari Parker) he loved but couldn't keep during his adolescence changes everything, bringing out the competitive survivor within. Written and directed by Malcolm D. Lee (Undercover Brother), Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins promises rich comedy and dramatic flavourings, as well as a bunch of delightful actors doing what only they can do best. But Lee subverts the project for cheap and easy laughs, using his best material to do little else than bridge scenes of bad slapstick, bestial perversity, clownish sex and irritating, motormouth rants from the likes of Mo'Nique and Epps. This a hard movie to sit through at 114 minutes, one of those what-were-they-thinking-when-they-made-this films. --Tom Keogh
Advantages: The music is good Disadvantages: It went way over my head!
Back in 2006 (I'm just updating this review now slightly in 2013) I was doing a spot of Christmas shopping in HMV, and as ever ended up buying something for myself rather than a present! The "Jerry Springer the opera" DVD grabbed my attention since it was only £3.99. When this was on at the theatre I heard some really good reviews about it, but since I don't live near London...
Advantages: Loyal, Loving, Energetic, Fun to be round Disadvantages: Energetic (twice I know), Ear Problems, Selective Hearing
...Before I get too involved with this review I have listed energetic both in the advantage and disadvantage. My reasons for this are because they are difficult to tire out and are always on the go.
Springer's spaniels are gundogs, they were primarily used for flushing the birds, i.e. making the birds fly so the guns can shoot them. Though they are now proving themselves...
Advantages: Some entertainment factor at times. Disadvantages: Bad language, fighting, some truly awful dregs of society here.
...The Jerry Springer Show is an American chat show hosted by Jerry Springer where members of the public can bring up their issues such as obtaining DNA tests or having their partner hooked up to a lie detector test. Jerry tries to give both sides of the story to the viewers and then will give the results of any tests that are done or anything like that.
There is usually a lot of bad language...