Jeremy Kyle - King of the gypsies

Advantages: Effective decimation of unnecessary brain cells
Disadvantages: By watching it, you're directly contributing to Jeremy Kyle's smugness fund.

...Jeremy Kyle. Erstwhile Radio DJ. Demoniser of the British working classes. King of the gypsies (thank you, Vic Reeves). Presenter and ringleader of the televisual circus that is the Jeremy Kyle Show, ITV's most gutter-scraping weekday morning offering (with the exception of This Morning and Loose Women, which are equally targeted at the perpetually unemployed and/or disillusioned housewives) The show requires little introduction. It has a rigid formula which commences with Jeremy greeting his audience as if he were about to make a presidential bid ("Thank you, thank you. So kind...") and then, with a face set as if he were announcing news of immense gravity, introduces the first guests and their 'subject', which is then conveniently abbreviated at the bottom of your screen for the rest of that part of the show (should you need reminding...

SweetBerryJam 12.11.2009 · Read review
Ciao members have rated this review on average helpful
Review of Jeremy Kyle

Misery. And fighting. The Jeremy Kyle Show

Advantages: Daily Express-baiting madness
Disadvantages: Daily Express-baiting madness

...Everyone?s heard of the Jeremy Kyle Show (ITV 2) by now. A judge has called it a form of human bear-baiting and it recently caused another furore by ?inadvertently? broadcasting a swear word. The format is simple enough. Kyle, who looks like a cross between a particularly miffed warthog and a premiership footballer whose name I don?t know, invites contestants (?guests? is too genteel a word) onto the show to thrash out deeply personal problems in front of a TV audience of a few million, in exchange for his sagely advice and a night in a cheap hotel in Manchester with free run of the mini-bar (that?s probably not true, by the way). The problems typically consist of alcoholism, drug dependency, ?am I the real father? scenarios, ?my daughter is going off the rails? narratives, ?Mum, your being a 70-year-old stripper is quite embarrassing...

Timi_Hendrix 16.09.2009 · Read review
Ciao members have rated this review on average helpful
Review of Jeremy Kyle

Jeremy Kyle

Advantages: Good presenter, good identifiable topics, good daytime tv
Disadvantages: Could be a bit damaging?

...When I moved in with my boyfriend at the beginning of June, I expected to get a job pretty easily, but after the terrible floods that hit Sheffield in the summer, I found myself jobless and ofter very bored. After completing every adventure game I own, I began searching for something on TV to get addicted to. I'm not really a big TV watcher, Big Brother makes me angry, Coronation street and Eastenders send me to sleep, Hollyoaks confuses me and after trying several programmes I flicked the telly off at the wall and went back to my trusty laptop. One morning I was having my breakfast and I flicked the TV on to see if there was anything worth watching. I'd seen Jeremy Kyle a few times and liked it. Although, I was reasonably firmly set against chat shows like this, I think (having studied counselling) that quite ofter more harm is...

sianciao 07.08.2007 · Read review
Ciao members have rated this review on average helpful
Review of Jeremy Kyle

Whats Wrong with Jeremy Kyle?

Advantages: You will feel like your life is amazing
Disadvantages: too many shell suits for your brain to handle

...ha ha ha ha ha, I've just been reading the views about Jeremy Kyle and I've not laughed so much in ages!!!! Jeremy everyone despises you....that is of course except me. This very morning I was eating toast watching your show, chuckling at the mis-fortune of others and it got me thinking. Despite the fact you are quite obviously an egocentric hypocrite, I do feel you are serving the British public well. heres why: 1) Everyone likes to dislike something, for me its liver and sweetcorn, for many it appears to be you. This is a good thing because it teaches us what we don't like. That means when we find something we do like, we appreciate it more. 2) The people on your show are fantastic......never have I met so many disfunctional people in one small area. except maybe at the house of lords......oh yeah and this one time round at my...

Logan33 30.01.2009 · Read review
Ciao members have rated this review on average helpful
Review of Jeremy Kyle

Jeremy Kyle - car crash TV

Advantages: Fun to watch - a guilty pleasure
Disadvantages: He's a pretty awful man

...The Jeremy Kyle Show is a talk show for ITV, which deals with a variety of problems faced by ordinary people. It's pretty similar in style to American talk shows such as The Jerry Springer Show or Maury although it is not quite as outrageous and doesn't have the same element of humour as these shows. Most of the shows seem to feature a lie detector test, a DNA test or both. It never ceases to amaze me just how many teenage girls there are who don't know the father of their babies. There are some genuinely horrible people on the show who call their pregnant ex-girlfriends 'slags' when it is in fact them that have been sleeping around. I feel sorry for a lot of the young girls on this show as some of them have just made a few mistakes but have ended up having to live with someone horrible just to provide for their family. Jeremy has very...

jesperado77 29.03.2009 · Read review
Ciao members have rated this review on average helpful
Review of Jeremy Kyle

Jeremy Kyle could be his own guest!

Advantages: Amusing, time killer
Disadvantages: Repetitive, predictable, slightly annoying, Jeremy himself.

...Put together drink, drugs, abuse, teenage pregnancy, family fueds and a bundle of lie tests and what do you get? Well it could be like many different talk shows. Now add to the picture an inexperienced host (I say inexperienced, his claim is his exgambling problems) with an ego possibly bigger than hes bouncers arms and you get The Jeremy Kyle Show. The Jeremy Kyle Show is a British daytime talk show. The basic structure of the show is as follows: Kyle introduces someone whos lifestyle has a problem. It will then follow with them explaining their situation, usually 'I dont know who the father to my child is', 'he/she cheated on me' and occassionaly 'my brother slept with my girlfriend.' Most of these usually ending with the title 'DNA RESULTS!' or 'LIE DETECTOR RESULTS!'. After Jeremy usually decides this person is not to blame, he...

McBeer 31.05.2009 · Read review
Ciao members have rated this review on average helpful
Review of Jeremy Kyle

Jeremy Kyle? NOOOOOOO FACT!

Advantages: funny yet sad in every sense, passes the time
Disadvantages: smug host, boring voice, same stpries, same lines

...Working from home I do admit to sometimes having morning telly on just for background noise. Anyway, once Trisha had defected over to 5, I tried watching the new chat show Jeremy Kyle. The same format is used, 200 odd people in the audience, one host shouting the odds, people without teeth on the stage telling everyone their business then saying 'shut up u dont no nuffin.' At first, his style was new. Rather than play the nodding comforting approach, he would go for the throat. If you didnt work, benefits came up, tax came up, more than 2.4 kids, that came up etc It seemed a refreshing change from the normal PC brigade. However, on watching it soon became clear that his 'shocking' statements were in fact well rehearsed, and regularly played. Every show is guaranteed to have the following at least once: * two sides to every...

macteykith 20.10.2006 (23.01.2008) · Read review
Ciao members have rated this review on average helpful
Review of Jeremy Kyle

Oh nooo help!! I'm addicted to Jeremy Kyle!!!!!

Advantages: Addictive, says what he thinks
Disadvantages: can be rude and offensive

...Okay so I started to think about wrting this review and thought I would give it one star but then I realised I actually am a bit of a sneaky fan of this show! Help! I'm sure the majority of you have watched this show and I'm sure that when you have you've been appalled by the subject matter and the state of some of the people who roll on to the stage yet I bet, like me, you've ended up watching to the end just to find out the results of the DNA test or the lie detector! Jeremy Kyle is very open and honest, he is extremely modern in his 'counselling' side of conflicts. He doesn't approach subjects carefully like good old Trisha used to, oh no, he is straight to the point and tells his guests exactly what he thinks. He has been known to shout 'you are scum!' and 'and YOU are a bad parent' and other things that we may be yelling...

gia12345 14.09.2009 · Read review
Ciao members have rated this review on average helpful
Review of Jeremy Kyle

Jeremy Strong does it again

Advantages: A really entertaining story
Disadvantages: N/A

...Giant Jim and The Hurricane written by Jeremy Strong is another fantastic children's book. Suited for children aged between 5 and 11 it is great for being read aloud but also just as good read silently by more confident readers. Giant Jim is as you can probably imagine, a Giant, and when he strolls into town he causes all sorts of trouble. But Giant Jim only wants to be friendly and find a place to live happily. His size however makes this near impossible. Every time he speaks people fall over. When he sits he causes an earthquake and when he cries a lake forms at his feet. The towns' folk are not at all happy about this and force Giant Jim to leave. He's too big for them and is a hindrance rather than a hep. That it however until a hurricane hits the town. Will Giant Jim be able to help the town's folk? And will he ever find...

MI9to5 13.01.2009 (15.02.2009) · Read review
Ciao members have rated this review on average helpful
Review of Giant Jim and the Hurricane - Jeremy Strong

Jeremy's starter for ten on who are the English

Advantages: Well-researched, factual, gently irrerevent, thoroughly readable
Disadvantages: None

.... Paxman, Jeremy: The English: portrait of a people Penguin, 1999, paperback, 309pp 0140267239 £7.99...

JOHNV 19.10.2001 · Read review
Ciao members have rated this review on average helpful
Review of The English - Jeremy Paxman