lipstick lesbians

Advantages: funny
Disadvantages: none

...Yes,I am a lesbian.Some of you may already of guessed that by reading my personal profile.Painter and Decorator-so stereotypical...LOL All jokes,witty comments,snide remarks.please leave them in my guestbook,but Ive heard them all before. Kissing Jessica Stein This film reminds me of a cross between 'Bridget Jones Diary' and 'Sex In The City' Jessica (Jennifer Westfeldt) is a sensitive journalist from New York,and is fed up with the dating scene.Having dated her boss Josh(Scott Cohen)a few yrs back she decides to look through personal ads,because Josh now doesnt even call her by her name.She is sick of men. Whilst browsing through personal ads Jessica is intrigued by one in particular,however it is a 'Women seeking Woman'ad.Being daring Jessica decides to answer this advertisement and meets up with Helen(Heather Juergenson...

justme 20.09.2002 · Read review
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Review of Kissing Jessica Stein (DVD)

What The Hell's Occuring?

Advantages: Good Effects
Disadvantages: Pathetic, Stupid, Irritating

...Thousands of years ago a powerful vampire queen reigned over a remote village and turned all of the female residents into ravenous lesbian vampires; her sexuality was so strong that she turned the sexuality of a strong knights wife, making him fight and kill her. However, the queen put a curse upon the knight stating that all the men in his generation shall suffer and have to live with the fear that she will one day rise and they alone will be able to killer. Skip to 2009 and two losers are planning a trip away; Jimmy is trying to escape a broken heart and Fletch has just lost his job as a children?s clown. After a night boozing they decide to go on a walking trip to a small village away from any civilization... but things are not as they seem when the village is only occupied by men. The night takes an even stranger turn when they are...

JayHall1991 29.03.2009 · Read review
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Review of Lesbian Vampire Killers (DVD)

A TASTE OF LESBIAN VICTORIANA

Advantages: Well plotted and written, evocative of the period and the traditional genre
Disadvantages: Three part structure caused the sotry to stall slightly

.... One aspect of ?Fingersmith? that you would not have found (at least such an obvious way) in the original Victorian sensational novels is sex and eroticism. Of course Waters is famous for what has been described as ?Lesbian Victoriana? best exemplified by her earlier novel ?Tipping the Velvet? and ?Fingersmith? once again leads us into this forbidden world of Victorian desire. Another aspect of the story, which differs from the original novels (but maybe is more realistic that the originals) is the language used by the character. There are plenty of expletives and for a while this seemed odd since we all have a certain image of how period speech should be from the novels of the time and the films adaptations and costume dramas we have all seen. Even the most ruthless and despicable characters like Bill Sykes never uttered the F word...

Mauri 05.07.2007 · Read review
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Review of Fingersmith - Sarah Waters

Lesbian shoes

Advantages: Great, safe place to meet new women
Disadvantages: have to pay for the upgraded membership

...www.shoe.org Total girl power worldwide. In some ways this site is just like any other profile site but in other ways it is so much more. Shoe was started 10 years ago by a couple of women in Switzerland. Fab and Sunci met online and wanted to create a safe way for others to do the same. It started off as a small local mailing list and has since grown into an international phenomenon. The site was so named because; there are many different types of shoes as there are women. The website caters only to women, lesbian, bi and even a few straight. As long as you remain respectful to other you are welcome - just no men. Each member has their own nickpage; here you can access their profile, guestbook, blog, pictures and videos. On the profile page is the usual stuff, likes, dislikes, interests?Some members also have a play list...

michellelouise23 04.06.2008 · Read review
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Review of shoe.org

Lesbian Chipmunks on Helium

Advantages: Great songs, some sung in Russian, something a bit different
Disadvantages: Squeaky voices might not be your thing

...the three videos. There are some weak tracks, but only one I dislike. It’s feel-good music, it is ideal for chilling out or getting ready to go and party. Lesbian chipmunks on helium rule! Track Listings Disc: 1 1. Not Gonna Get Us 2. All The Things She Said 3. Show Me Love 4. 30 Minutes 5. How Soon Is Now? 6. Clowns (Can You See Me Now?) 7. Malchik Gay 8. Stars 9. Ya Soshla S Uma 10. Nas Ne Dagonyat 11. Show Me Love 12. 30 Minutes (Remix Version) 13. Malchik Gay (Remix Version - UK Bonus Track) 14. Ne Ver, Ne Boisia (Eurovision 2003 version - Bonus Track) Disc: 2 1. 25 minute Documentary – including an English interview with Lena and Julia and behind the scenes footage. 2. All The Things She Said (Video) 3. Not Gonna Get Us (Video) 4. How Soon Is Now? (Video)...

KarenUK 16.07.2003 · Read review
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Review of 200 Km/h In The Wrong Lane - TATU

About Women As A Hole

Advantages: Funny, unusual, interesting format
Disadvantages: Not long enough

..."These days who doesn't want to be a lesbian? In literature and life, entertainment and sport, lesbians are the queen arbiters of what's hot and what's chic" And so, the book begins. Quite what possessed me to buy this book, I don't know. It was one of those reading on the plane days where you come to the end of a story but you're not quite there yet, so you carry on, reading those additional pages at the back, home to descriptions of other books the publisher would like to recommend. I was at just such a place with Jennifer Belle's "Going Down" when I came across Helen Eisenbach's latest offering and, well, it sounded a fun little read. What followed was an 18 month scour of the internet (eBay, Amazon) and high street shops for the title. But it was out of print, and hard-to-find, so for a year and a half I was without a how...

zoe_page 29.12.2004 (11.04.2006) · Read review
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Review of Lesbianism Made Easy - Helen Eisenbach

Jewish Lesbians. Read all about them!

Advantages: fascinatitng glimpse into a hidden community
Disadvantages: a lot of unfamilar words and phrases

...Jewish Lesbians! Has that caught your attention?? Well ?Disobedience£ the award winning but controversial debut novel by Naomi Alderman is about them but it is about so much more!. Its is also about identity, roots and community. Disobedience is mostly in Hendon in the Jewish heartland of north west London (an area I know fairly well as I have friends there and like some of the restaurant and cafes there. I adore Carmellis in Golder's Green and Piazza pizzeria) and revolves around its close knit Orthodox community. The book begins with the anticipation of the death of community leader and highly respected Rav Krushka and follows the consequences of his death, as his estranged daughter Romit arrives from New York to mourn her father. Her arrival back in Hendon scandalises the community and also brings past secrets to life that...

duskmaiden 26.05.2009 · Read review
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Review of Disobedience - Naomi Alderman

Goody! Lesbian sex!

Advantages: Stunning story, great characters...brilliant book!
Disadvantages: None really

...this. Your sympathies keep switching, and they change once again after Maud tells her story. First impressions are shattered again and again as you delve more deeply into each girls' story, background and perspectives. Being a Sarah Waters' book (she wrong the contravesial Tipping The Velvet which was on TV last year) there is some lesbian content in it - and it is not too shocking that this is between Maud and Sue. However, there is no explicit sex scene, just one short and very sweet one where Sue refers to an orgasm as a 'shiver that seized us both' and a vagina as a 'feather'. The book is, in a word, stunning. I honestly could not put it down - much to the annoyance of people around me. The language is evocative and beautiful. Nothing Waters' says is wasted, every sentence has some meaning. The story is one of best parts - what...

franproc 06.11.2003 · Read review
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Review of Fingersmith - Sarah Waters

Is My Wife A Lesbian???

Advantages: Funny, Good Jokes, Good Cast
Disadvantages: A Bit Predictable.

...story but I don?t want to give too much away. Some of the funniest scenes are of Steve trying to find out if his wife Tricia is a lesbian as he sees a little clip of a security camera tape whilst in the casino owner?s office. After seeing that he desperately tries to find out if Tricia is a lesbian! Also quite a funny scene is when Michael wants to have sex with the first women he sees and he sees quiet, shy and innocent librarian Jill. He goes home with her and meets her grandmother but all is not what it seems at Jill?s house. The scene when Michael borrows a fur jacket from a striper and is running frantically to get somewhere(?) and he accidentally gets his foot stuck in a guitar whilst a band is performing, he tries everything to get it off and realises that was an animal rights performance and the audience think he...

BabyGirl 14.10.2001 · Read review
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Review of Tomcats (DVD)

** KINKY SEX , ORGIES and LESBIANISM **

Advantages: Appealing to young women and well written
Disadvantages: Dry in places, a few annoying habits.... Oh, nothing you'd kick her out of bed for.

...craply watchable and barely offensive, with Billie Piper's occasional topless poses and tastefully shot hotel room moments, the book doesn't conform to broadcasting standards and it's entirely possible that you don't want to give a book to someone this Christmas without prior warning that it contains references to the following; fisting, rimming, mild S&M, anal sex, lesbian sex, degradation, sexual violence, roleplay, masturbation and so on. Hopefully my title warned you that this was coming... Perhaps it's not the modern alternative to the Mills & Boon you normally buy for Granny. Don't get it for your girlfriend, either - she might leave you because you're a pervert, or she might leave you because she likes the idea and there's money to be made. Come to that, it doesn't seem to be smutty enough for most boys. The target audience here is...

Malibu_jenny 20.11.2007 · Read review
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Review of The Intimate Adventures of a London Call Girl - Belle de Jour