Simon Crump. The Napoleon of Novel Writing

Advantages: A Stunningly good author
Disadvantages: None

...My wife read it and said: "You should read this book (Neverland) by Simon Crump, it's got a very black sense of humour. You'll enjoy it." So I did. It was. I did. Neverland by Simon Crump. It's a very novel Novel. Is it a collection of interlinked short stories, as some people believe? Yes. Well, no. Not, quite. It's more a collection of interlinked ideas, instead. By the way, the dead hamster unicorn featured in the novel? I'm not entirely certainly it was. Dead, that is. Simon Crump takes several different ideas and places them in a very unique and out of place context. You can imagine Michael Jackson and Uri Geller together. (They are or rather, were friends in real life) You can imagine them being in a shopping mall. You can imagine them having an argument. But then place them and their argument (and the stunning consequences...

Martinscholes 07.09.2009 · Read review
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Advantages: Free trial, large choice, post included,new realeases
Disadvantages: see review

...I like movies and I like freebies, so when you get offered both in one swoop you?re bound to accept! I used my two week free trial with this company and remained with them for a couple of monthsbefore moving on to try many other companies free trials (and winning a new DVD player on Tesco DVD rental site on their free trial offer). I then had an email from DVDs 365 asking me to go back, and offering me a free DVD if I did so. I had just left Tesco (with my new DVD player) so I chose to go back with them. ∆◊◊ THE SERVICE THEY OFFER ∆◊◊ Basically it?s like going to a video shop and hiring films on DVD, except you don?t pay for each film you chose ? rather a monthly fee for which you can watch as many movies as you can fit in, for us this is usually around 8 a month (2 a week usually weekends...

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Grace - Simon Webbe

Advantages: A decent pop album
Disadvantages: A few weak songs

...You will probably know of Simon Webbe as he was in the popular british boy band Blue, since they split up a couple of years ago he has gone solo and released two albums. He is the most successful solo member from Blue, and out of all four members he probably has the best voice. He has been compared to other artists such as Lighthouse Family and Seal; I can definitely see the comparisons with these artists as their music is similar. Grace is Simon's second album and is full of soulful pop songs. Coming Around Again - This was the first single from the album, and is a catchy feel good song about how if you have troubles on your mind you should put them to one side and watch the good times come round again. This is definitely one of the stand out tracks on the album and a good choice for the first single. Seventeen - I really like...

Natanna 03.06.2007 · Read review
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Severed by Simon Kernick

Advantages: Fast paced and action packed
Disadvantages: None

...I read one of Simon Kernick's books last year called Relentless and really enjoyed it and I got a Smiths voucher for my birthday and saw he had this one out in paperback and so bought it straight away. The book is about a man called Tyler who wakes up in a room which he doesn't recognise in a bed covered in blood. When he looks under the covers he finds his girlfriends body with its head cut off lying next to him. He cannot remember the past 24 hours. In shock he looks around the room and propped next to the DVD player is a note saying Tyler, Play me. When he plays the DVD it shows him killing his girlfriend. While his mind is whirling from this he doesn't hear the person approach him who then electrocutes and drugs him. This all happens in the first two chapters and 28 pages. When he awakes he is in a car and a mobile rings...

starjen 27.03.2008 · Read review
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Sensational Simon...

Advantages: Great songs from three decades on two CDs
Disadvantages: Not enough room for everything!

...for details). COST You can buy this album from most record shops, or online. Some online prices are as follows: Amazon £17.99 + £1.45 P&P = £19.44 TOTAL http://amazon.co.uk WHSmith £18.99 + £1.75 P&P = £20.74 TOTAL http://whsmith.co.uk CD-Wow £10.99 + FREE P&P = £10.99 TOTAL http://www.cd-wow.co.uk Obviously, buying from CD-Wow saves you over £7 on Amazon's prices (Amazon do free delivery if your order totals over £25, but this still works out £7 more than CD-Wow's price). I normally use CD-Wow to buy CDs and DVDs and haven't had any problems with them so far. With 36 tracks altogether, in my opinion this double CD represents excellent value for money. The vast majority of the tracks are classics in their own right. YES, BUT WHAT DO YOU REALLY LIKE ABOUT PAUL SIMON? Well, he sings in tune. He writes great lyrics. You can HEAR...

izzwizz 03.09.2003 · Read review
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Surprising Picture Quality - Panasonic DVD-S54

Advantages: Incredible picture quality when compared to my old non-upscaling player with a scart lead
Disadvantages: Sometimes disc drive can be really noisy when DVD's initially load.

...At first I wasn't convinced by up-scaling DVD player technology but was persuaded after reading an article in "What Hi-Fi? Sound and Vision" magazine. Unable to afford a Blu-Ray player my sister and I bought the Panasonic DVD-S54 to match our parents brand new Panasonic TX-32LZD80 LCD television as their Christmas 2008 present. Admittedly it was a slightly selfish purchase as we both live at home and wanted to watch DVDs on the big new TV ourselves! We bought the player from the electrical retailer Comet for about £100 just before Christmas so there were no discounts applied. On Christmas day when opened we found a relatively small box tightly packed with the player in polystyrene packaging. All the components such as cables, remote and manuals were well presented in their own protective plastic bags, to keep them protected. The player...

bobbacon985 12.02.2009 · Read review
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Simon Webbe Sanctuary

Advantages: Appeals to all ages, great vocals and lyrics
Disadvantages: disappointing finish to the album after a great start

...Sanctuary by Simon Webbe is his debue album as a single solo artist since he left the very popular and well known band ''Blue''. He has created an exceptional album that will appeal to people of all ages and all interests in music. This album includes the hit singles 'Lay your hands' and 'After all this time'. It has 12 songs in total which I will run through individually below. 1. ''Lay Your Hands'' is a song about a close partner or girlfriend in which he desperately needs in order to overcome this phase he is going through. If you were to read the lyrics without listening to Simon sing the song you would find it quite depressing, but he manages to turn it into a mellow and relaxing song which certainly doesnt make you feel depressed. 2. ''No Worries'' appears to be an opposite of his first song. It seems as if he is the 'healer...

jt247 19.07.2007 · Read review
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A Lot of Hard Yakka - Simon Hughes

Advantages: An insiders tale of the life of a professional cricketer
Disadvantages: Non sports fans won't find much to interest them

...A Lot of Hard Yakka - Simon Hughes Simon Hughes may not be the most familiar name in cricket; he never played for England, nor was he ever seriously contemplated for selection. He retired in the mid nineties having spent a decade and a half at the top of the domestic game but only the most dedicated of cricket fans would have been able to put a face to the name. While Hughes may not have had the most glamorous of careers he still lived the life of a professional sportsman and in this book he provides an unequalled insight into that life. The eighties were an exciting time for English cricket, from Botham's heroics in the '81 Ashes through victories at home and away there were any number of larger than life characters around and Hughes came into contact with most of them. This is not a biography as such, we don't learn much...

brereton66 18.07.2008 · Read review
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simone film starring alpachino

Advantages: funny,interesting plot
Disadvantages: scarface being a gentleman

...Simon or (S1m 0ne) as it is also spelt is a 2002 film directed and produced by Andrew Niccol, and stars Al Pacino. I decided to write a review about this film because I felt in did not get the credit it deserved and is a great film that most people haven't seen. Viktor Taransky (Al Pacino) is a movie director facing an all time low point in both his personal life and his career. Both his wife and his lead actor for his new movie have walk out and left I'm on his own, and due to his track record in the movie business no stars want to work with. Viktor is blessed with good fortune when he inherits a hard disc from a dying fan, Hank Aleno. The hard disc contains Hanks life's work as a computer programmer and it is a program which allows you to create an animated computer generated person. Viktor uses the program to create a new...

seanobolg 30.08.2008 · Read review
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Simone with Al Pacino.

Advantages: Shameless satire of Hollywood
Disadvantages: Major plot loopholes, dumb characters.

..."Simone" from 2002, a movie that suffers heavily from major loopholes in the script and plot by relatively still new director, Mr. Andrew Niccol. Some of the problems the movie has though are another overrated and average performance from Al Pacino and actress Catherine Keener. Pacino has delivered some great performances in the past, but recently we've seen him basically play himself, an obnoxious celebrity who thinks he is God's gift to actors. Speaking of which the loudmouth comic, Jay Mohr is extremely funny in this flick. The Plot Viktor Taranksy (Pacino) has just lost one of his major stars, in the middle of making of a movie, because he doesn't want to shell out the money she's actor for. Taransky pathetic life, despite being one of the most s a Hollywood director, is about to change. Luck is about to step in, in...

Gamedude 19.10.2004 · Read review
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