...to one child who died at birth, she was forbidden from having another, yet a mistake in the operation left her fertile and now both herself and her Husband John Brennick(Christopher Lambert) are attempting to cross the border into Mexico so that she can give birth to the child she is now expecting and live freely. However, they are caught trying to fool the scanners at the border and whilst she escapes, John is caught and sentenced to 27 years imprisonment at a huge prison installation owned by Men-Tel known as The Fortress.
The prison is like an enormous skyscraper but with the levels extending underground and escape is said to be impossible. The prison officers can see all, even your dreams through advanced surveillance technology and any thoughts of rebellion, conscious or subconscious are visciously dealt with. Each prisoner...
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...on the run from the Men-Tel corporation after his escape from their ‘inescapable’ mega-prison The Fortress some years before(see my earlier review of Fortress). He is of course recaptured early on in scenes reminiscent of something out of McGuyver or The A-Team and sent to Men-Tel’s newer, far more ‘advanced’ prison(although the poor use of special effects make it look far less advanced than that seen in Fortess). He immediately starts plotting escape but this new prison turns out to be a huge power generation plant which orbits the Earth with prisoners being set to work as cheap labour, and the only way off being through the occassional shuttle which docks with them to deliver supplies. Once more we have the obligatory big boss man, who lives a life of luxury in oppulent surroundings, dining on the finest of foods...
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Advantages: Fun shoot em up Disadvantages: A Mess!
...Leone inspired title.
Depp gets a to be naughty here and kill anyone who annoys him with great relish!. But you can tel
l he, like Hayak, has been whisked in to do their bits pretty sharpish. Mickey Rourke on the other hand was very creaky after his short lived boxing career and rather longer drug battle.
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“A Robert Rodriguez Film”, punching you in the face in the credits, will give you a clue to what the add-ons are about. This is Robs film from start to finish and he wants to tell you how cool it is to hang with you guys!.
Every detail is explored in how to edit and cut a movie from your own home and why the collegiate looking director thinks his way is best.
Of course it’s not as the movie is a right muddle and the drastic cut...
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Advantages: Good film for the first 30/45minutes... Disadvantages: Storyline ran away with itselft.....
...of the three of them which they asked a lady to take for them and another of just her and her husband, which her son Sam took. Telly refuses to believe that her son is a memory she has manufactured, she lived with him for 9 years and shared 9 years of memory with him, she could not simply just forget about him.
The story develops as Telly runs from her psychatirst and husband as they try to explain the manufacturing of her "memories" Telly refuses to believe what they are telling them and so she runs from the truth.
Telly meets Ash. Ash was father to Lauren, who was friends with Sam at school before the plane crash. However, Ash doesn't remember Lauren, in fact he claims to never have had a daughter, just like Telly's husband.
However, Telly knows things about Ash that she should not, as Ash says they have never met. Telly is able to tel...
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Advantages: Apples'n'not many Disadvantages: Z-J and the Syrup
...LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I give you in the blue corner, the most eminent Syrup known to mankind (for those of you for whom the fabled Cock-erney-ese as popularised by such as Terry Venables [from El Tel to El Tyke, will wonders never cease?] is as impenetrable as Mrs D’s rice pudding, Syrup is yer Pearly King’s way of saying wig. Syrup of fig = wig, y’see, my dear? Cock-erney is surprisingly easy to master when you suss out the simple rules. In general, you just preface your desired phrase with ‘apples’, as in apples’n’pears = pears, apples’n’stairs = stairs, apples’n’Ruby Murray = Ruby Murray and apples’n’particularly crappy movie = particularly crappy movie, quite easy when you know how, eh?). Now this Syrup is one of the Scottish persuasion as modelled by the old stager apples’n’Sean Connery in such epics as all the Bond movies (well...
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Advantages: absolute pee in your pants stuff Disadvantages: you will never look at a staple gun in the same way
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* wax*
Now this is just weird. He is sat there naked and letting some women wax his pubes ???
* Human urinal *
You would literally p*** yourself if you see this. Steve-o is there in a white suit with a urinal on the front of him and asks people to come and urinate on him !!
* butt beer *
If you see this one you would ask the question ,why ??
He is on the floor and someone is pouring beer through a blokes anus into stev-os mouth !!
* condom *
This is a story steve-o tels about once when he Had sex with some bird he chucked the condom on the floor and the dog ate it then puked it back up 3 days later !!
* NAME THE DRUG *
This is just sick. He goes around a club licking and kissing peoples body parts I will despair you from the gory details !!
* chick in bed *
They start messing with this girls face pulling...
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Advantages: great story-great special affects-good actors-gets straight in to the movie Disadvantages: none
...A woman has been kidnapped and is locked away somewhere, after a while she manages to dial a number on her phone in the room and successfully manages to dial the number of a young surfer who at first does not believe her but after a while he believes her. He tries to help her but in the process gets in trouble with the cops because of dangerous behavior.
I saw this being advertised on tel and had to watch it because it looked like a really action packed movie, i began to watch it and was absolutely blown away by the storyline and the special affects. The actors do a great job especially Jason Statham who was made to play bad guy Ethan, his job is to acquire the women and her family (son and husband).
A great movie to watch on telly and will keep you on the edge of your seats the whole way through and is an unmissable experience...
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Advantages: Minor development of story Disadvantages: Irritating characters, Unimaginative, Pretty sick
...in electricity but to be honest I do feel like I wasted hour and a half of my life. I can't honestly see how even the most sadistic of horror fans can pass this rubbish off as a decent film.
If you are actually interested in buying film then I would suggest that firstly you go see a doctor but if that doesn't help then go ot play.com and pay £4.99 and watch the 'Unseen Edition' whatever the hell that means.
http://www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/3275155/Hos tel-2-Unseen-Edition/Product.html...
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Advantages: - please see op - Disadvantages: - none -
...familiar with the role, having played it in London and Tel Aviv productions.
Topol, who bear-hugs the role of Tevye, carries this picture on his mighty shoulders. From his winking monologues with God (“I know we are the chosen ones, but once in a while can’t you choose somebody else?”), to his exasperated externalised dilemmas (“on the one hand... but on the other hand”), from his world weary fear of change, to his joyous dreams of plenty, Topol gives an exuberant and memorable performance, which garnered him a Best Actor nomination.
Topol is effectively supported by a diverse, international cast: Rosalind Harris, Michele Marsh, and Neva Small play Tevye's three marriage-age daughters, and the late Norma Crane is his wife. Leonard Frey brought his interpretation of the lovestruck-but-timid Motel from Broadway to the screen. The venerable...
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.... Since then Tommy has blamed the death on the GSE. Mainly Steve.
There is a big argument when Bovver tells everyone about Matt and the journalism although, it blows over.
However Bovver will not let it go.
There is an attack on the pub and Bovver gets knocked out.
He comes around to see Steve bleeding to death. He now becomes guilty of what he has done and takes Steve to hospital.
Pete yells at Bovver and tels him he doesn't trust him now because of what he has done to Steve.
West Ham are drawn against Millwall in the FA Cup. The post match fight is put off due to Steve being in hospital and a big fight is arranged instead.
This fight is the final one in the movie, it is very sad and contains alot of violence.
Bovver turns up to fight for the GSE and tried to help Pete who is badly injured. Pete tells him that he should get Steves...
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