Kidnapping at The Cottage

Advantages: Suspense built well in parts, a bit funny at times.
Disadvantages: Poor script, very flat film on the whole, lacks overall energy and excitement.

...From director Paul Andrew Williams (London to Brighton), 'The Cottage' is a comedy horror film which originally achieved a UK cinematic release in March 2008. This dark British film stars Andy Serkis, Reece Shearsmith, and Jennifer Ellison. Brothers David and Peter come up with a master plan in order to bag a large sum of cash between them. The plan is that they'll kidnap the daughter of a big time gangster, hold her hostage, and demand £100,000 ransom. It all seems so simple, it doesn't quite go according to plan however and before long everything starts to go wrong for the two brothers. As the £100,000 looks increasingly less likely to become theirs, things go from bad to worse and the brothers, along with their hostage Tracey find themselves to be in a very sticky situation indeed. This bungled kidnapping gets incredibly messy as...

RazzaLazza 14.11.2008 · Read review
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The Cottage

Advantages: Some funny parts, alot of gore.
Disadvantages: Jennifer Ellisons accent.

...This review contains some spoilers. Introduction Maybe you haven't heard of 'The Cottage', it hasn't had a major release anywhere across the world (including the U.S.), but I watched it close to the release date of the 14th of March. On leaving the cinema I couldn't decide on which way my opinions were going; did l like it, or didn't I? Hopefully this review will help me to decide. Firstly, it is a fairly low budget film; and I can only describe it a horror comedy. Filmed mainly on the Isle of Man and Yorkshire, you can imagine the kind of scenes this film has. Plot Two brothers think up an ingenious plan get rich quick, they kidnap a crime lord's daughter and hold her ransom in a remote cottage. From the beginning it's a disaster, the kidnap turns into a botch job as the amateurs make mistake after mistake. Upon entering...

PlopHole 04.04.2008 · Read review
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Krishna Cottage - Was I Supposed to be Scared?

Advantages: Satisfactory ending
Disadvantages: Mediocre acting by the leads, completely UNNECESSARY songs!

...I had never heard of Krishna Cottage (a Hindi language film) before I sat down to watch it so I had no expectations either way, good or bad. Knowing that it Sohail Khan was billed as the lead didn?t give me any high expectations of the film as I?ve never really been a fan of his. PLOT SUMMARY The film starts with a professor donating a book he?s written to a college entitled ?Nine and a half stories? (that?s the English translation of the book?s actual title). When asked why it?s not ten stories he says it?s because the last story is unfinished. The principal of the college locks the book away in a storage room and tells his staff not to let anyone near it. Some time later Manav comes back to college after an apparent absence of 4 years with his fiancée Shanti. That same day Manav meets and is highly intrigued by new...

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A desirable cottage ideal for expanding family!

Advantages: a delightful cottage to house your sylvanian figures
Disadvantages: none

...It was my younger daughter's fourth birthday on Saturday and from her grandparents she received this delightful Rose Cottage which is part of the Sylvanian Families range. They had already bought her a little family for Christmas but they didn't have anywhere to live - hence this cottage. I love the entire Sylvanian families range and I think all of the products are particularly well made with good attention to detail and this cottage is no exception. It is made of a very sturdy plastic but it almost looks like wood. The cottage has two rooms over two floors with a connecting ladder between the two. It has a door and windows that open and close at the front. The back is open though allowing the child full access to play inside it. The cottage has a red roof and has a really lovely cottagey look to it. It's not a very big house but it...

kingfisher111 09.03.2009 · Read review
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The Cottage - A bloody comedy.

Advantages: None
Disadvantages: Everything

...The Cottage. Watched this film the other night when there was nothing on the TV. At first I thought this film would be a rip off of Shaun of the dead, how I wish it had been. But this film does have some fairly well known faces, Andy Serkis, (golum) plays the elder brother, David. Reece Shearsmith, (league of gentlemen) plays the younger brother, Peter. Jennifer Ellison, (Brookside) plays the foul mouthed hostage, Tracey. The two brothers kidnap a local gangster's daughter and hold her for a £100,000 ransom. They take her to a countryside cottage where they are met by her step brother who is in on the kidnapping. Unfortunately he is followed by two Chinese assassins charged with releasing the girl and capturing the kidnappers so that the gangster can torture them. Once at the cottage all hell on earth breaks loose...

Maximus-Qualitus 16.06.2008 (21.06.2008) · Read review
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Cottage Craft Standard Headcollar.

Advantages: Cheap.
Disadvantages: No nose or throat adjustment.

...strong that they don`t break if a horse gets caught, the link is more likely to break, or the horse to sustain an injury. I have only seen one injury when the horse was left in the stable (not mine) for a very short length of time. The horse managed to catch the headcollar on something on the stable door resulting in a visit from the vet and stitches in the face of the horse. So, whilst it is unlikely for the horse to sustain an injury from the headcollar, it does happen, so for this reason I tend to remove it unless I am leading or tying up. Cottage Craft Standard Headcollar. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * The Cottage Craft Standard Headcollar can be bought for around £4.99 to £6.49. It is made from webbing and is available in black, green or navy. I had a black one but I finally threw it away as it was...

spottydog2 17.06.2007 · Read review
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Bricking It At The Cottage

Advantages: Nice Surroundings
Disadvantages: Poor Facilities, Average Atmosphere

...of those clubs that bought their way into the top league. It wasn't that long ago that they were scrapping around in Division Three and pulling in minimal crowds. But with modest success it was inevitable that glory hunters would return and this push Craven Cottage attendances to near the 20,000 mark. But with this generally comes a distinct lack of atmosphere and that's really what I experienced at Craven Cottage. The ground is situated next to the River Thames; it's certainly a ground that you wouldn't find dominating the skyline. It's actually quite small in size due to the limited room to actually expand the ground. I believe the ground underwent some renovation in order to accommodate premiership football. You can see this as the stand we were situated in was pretty makeshift in it's build. This however did offer some advantage as we...

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High Flying Food - Wings Cottage

Advantages: Very good food, a higlight in the area it is located in, great service
Disadvantages: Slightly pricey

...What is Wings? ******************* Wings Cottage is a Chinese restaurant located in Farnborough in Hampshire. I have had the pleasure of dining at Wings twice now and felt I'd like to bring this little gem to your attention should you ever be in the vicinity. My partner's job means he has to work at the air show held in Farnborough for 2 weeks every other year. Without meaning to offend anyone Farnborough itself is not the height of sophistication, it's just a very normal small town which were it not for the airbase there would be pretty non descript in terms of a place to visit. When I have come to visit him on his stays we have struggled to find anywhere really nice to eat out together. Certainly not Potters International Hotel which is where the poor love always ends up having to stay. We stumbled upon Wings in July...

Shoka 10.08.2006 · Read review
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The Magic Cottage

Advantages: It is a great book
Disadvantages: None

...I bought this book a few years ago i had heard of the author James Herbert as my mum has a few books of his and i saw this book The Magic Cottage. It looked like a book i would read and i thought i would buy it and give it a read. The Magic Cottage is about Midge who draws illustrations, and Mike who is a musician they both live in an apartment in the city and are wanting to move to the country. Midge finds a lovely cottage in the paper that is in the country and when they go and see Midge falls in love with it. There is a lot of work needed doing to the cottage and when the builders come in to do the work it isn't as bad as they thought bad. Midge and Mike are told about the woman who lioved there before them and they find out that they are the perfect people that was described to live in the cottage Graymere and they get visits from...

giantpanda21 06.10.2006 (08.10.2006) · Read review
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COTTAGE PIE. BON APPETIT

Advantages: HEALTHY. TASTY AND DELICIOUS.
Disadvantages: FRIENDS WANTING YOU TO COOK FOR THEM.

...Firstly I just want to point out that I have a great passion for cooking, somewhat a top hobby at the moment, and I also enjoy eating very much too (not to much though lol). Last week I was cooking for my mother and decided to cook a tasty good old fasioned,down to earth home made Cottage pie. Keeping up with the times I'm very much into healthy eating, so my Cottage pie is full of fresh ingredients including Organic Beef and Olive oil. My recipe below works and you'll be only to pleased to have followed it, that I promise!. (Remember if you're a vegetarian just add meat substitute) INGREDIENTS: 400-500g of lean Organic mince Beef 2 - 3 tablespoons of Olive oil 4 - large Potatoes 1 - whole Garlic bulb (yes the whole bulb) 1 - large Onion 2 - medium sized Carrots 1 - large Parsnip 2 - tablespoons of Bisto 2...

donovan74 22.11.2007 · Read review
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