Two pints of lager please!

Advantages: Funny!!!!
Disadvantages: Not many episodes in a series.

...this episode, Jonny starts fantasying about Louise, and later kisses her. He runs away and shouts she tastes of lard. Jonny confesses this to Gaz in the Archers (the male pub), and Gaz lets this slip to Janet. 6. Ugly Babies Janet wakes up in the morning and starts to feel sick, she thinks nothing of it. Until talking to Louise and Donna, who make a joke that she could be pregnant. Janet confronts Jonny about it, and he does a runner to the pub. Louise storms to the pub after him and tells him, that he's man and he needs to stand by Janet. When Jonny returns home, Janet does the test. (I'll leave you to watch it, to find out. And if you've watched it, you know what happens). Meanwhile Donna needs to have a serious talk with boyfriend Gaz. **Series Two** (Aired in Spring 2002) 7. On The Blob Gaz reacts bad to the 'serious...

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Review of Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - Series 1-2 - Complete (DVD)

Two pints and a bag of crisps...pal.

Advantages: great humour and some fine smutty wit
Disadvantages: Maybe too many series made to keep up the banter?

...Writer: Susan Nickson Producer: Stephen McCrum Theme tune by Christian Henson Stars: Sheridam Smith, Ralf Little, Will Melloer, Natalie Casey and Kathryn Drysdale? I began to watch this show when I was laid up in hospital for a couple of weeks a few years ago. You know the score, lay in a bed on a ward late at night with all the main lights out, trying to get some sleep with all that noise happening around you? no chance of any sleep at all? so I'd slap on the headphones and flick through the channels on the bedside digital television which hung from the wall above my bed? coming across a small marathon of this on one of the BBC channels, the only thing to watch apart from something about Stalin on UKTV History... I chose to watch Two pints as I had previously seen clips of the show, already liking the funny Ralf Little...

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Review of Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - Series 1-6 - Complete (DVD)

Two pints of lager, Character round up

Advantages: A great laugh
Disadvantages: Some of the scenes or Language used could be affensive to some people

...My experience?s of Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps are some of the best TV experiences I have ever had. Two pints of lager is Comedy at is best, set in the area of Runcorn are five of the most hilarious people you will ever see engaging you TV set. Jonny, Played by Ralph Little, Is without doubt the funniest of the lot, He has problems with his bad hygiene and will openly admit to not showering very often, He usually comes up with crazed plans which he and his friends know will never work, His outstanding love for biscuits set him apart from the rest, He loves Jamie Dodgers more than his girlfriend Janet. Janet, Played by Sheridan Smith, is the partner of Jonny and to be honest is just as daft, with her colourful comments of her very large capacity and the size of her breast makes her very funny to watch, She to comes up...

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Review of Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - Series 1-4 - Complete (DVD)

two pints of lager and a packet of crisp

Advantages: funny
Disadvantages: none

...The sex-fuelled lives of five late-teens/early twenty-somethings in the northern town of Runcorn. Janet is going out with Jonny, his best friend Gaz has started to date Janet's best friend Donna, and self-centred student Louise just wants a job to keep her in cigarettes. There's also Donna's sarcastic mother, Flo, constantly nagging her daughter to take up a 'proper' relationship with a worthy young man. Storylines followed the on-again/off-again relationships of the young protagonists who have lots of sex and meet in pubs. Writer Susan Nickson first made a splash at the age of 14 with her short film Buddha's Legs, and her 25-minute comedy short Life's A Bitch aired on C4 (25 May 1995) as part of the Lloyds Bank Film Challenge. She created Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps while in her early twenties, invoking a fast...

gaterz123 24.05.2007 · Read review
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Review of Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - Series 1-4 - Complete (DVD)

One Pint of Two Pints!

Advantages: Hoppy, dry and quite well balanced. A good example of a Bitter beer.
Disadvantages: Not the best in the world.

...It?s kind of fitting that my last review of Cropton Brewery?s products should be of their first beer! Before I write a review of the brewery and the tour itself (currently being written) I thought I?d complete my series of reviews with my opinion on Two Pints. ~~~THE BREWERY. The brewery we now know as Cropton dates from 1994 and can be found on farmland (called Woolcroft) in Cropton. Previous to that the business was housed in the cellar of the brewery tap ~ a pub called the New Inn. Cropton has a long brewing pedigree; beer has been produced here since 1613! Since moving the brewery has continued to expand but still remains an independent and traditional business. Cropton beers can be purchased on-line via their web-site, in local pubs and at Beer Festivals and come in bottles and as cask ales. The place to sample them...

tange 07.11.2004 · Read review
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Review of Two Pints

Two pints. Brtish Comedy at it's best

Advantages: good extras, not too expensive, hilarious
Disadvantages: NONE great dvd good extras

...as she has 2 glasses of wine. Gaz is the most sexually orientated man you will ever meet if he isn't talking about The pub, TV, Sex, Masturbation or Cars you've got the wrong man. Jonny is by far the most hilarious and daft characters in the series'. his love for Jammy Dodgers and hate of bourbon creams and washer women is phenomenal. ******* What the DVDs include ******* Two Pints of Lager And a Packet of Crisps is a sitcom set in Runcorn, centring on the lives of five nineteen/twenty year-olds. The 5 discs feature all the episodes from series 1-4 plus behind the scenes and deleted scenes footage. Series 1 - Episodes: 1. Fags, Shags and Kebabs 2. Spunk 3. Bone with the Wind 4. Angry Wangry 5. Lard 6. Ugly Babies Series 2 - Episodes: 1. On the Blob 2. Bungle 3. Dirty Girls 4. Vomit 5. Crusty Curtains 6. Mo...

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Review of Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - Series 1-4 - Complete (DVD)

two pints and a packet of laughs

Advantages: Great cast, good writer, decent scenarios
Disadvantages: can be a little predictable

...Now ive seen pretty much every episode of these and to be honest i have cried at the sad moments and cried from laughter - Two pints is set in runcorn with a bunch of mainly 5 friends - it started when they all went out on the pull and Janet and Johnny ended up meeting - Gaz is a friend of Johnnys and donna and louise are friends of janet. and so the story began of ups and downs affairs tight situations and general banter. Gaz played by will mellor plays in my opinion a sex obsessed - self obsessed character - i think confirmed by his over use of the phrase "I'm stunning me" he finds any oppurtinity to take everything as an innuendo for sexual experiences. Oh hes also a hunky mechanic. Johnny played by ralf little from the royal family plays quite a sensitive 20 something - a bit dozy and always on the dole. He's quite...

little_piece_of_me 11.10.2005 · Read review
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My Review on Two pints series 1+2

Advantages: Very Very Funny
Disadvantages: None

...First time i saw two pints on tv was series 6. I really enoyed it. After watching a couple of episodes i wanted to know the whole story as i wasn't caught up from starting at series 6. But i knew it was something i would enjoy. So i orderd series 1+2, and i thought was brillant. Very funny, good story, gets even better as the series go on. Very good programme to watch. Worth buying. I prefer british comedys and shows than american ones. I have say i recommend this to any one and any age. My mates mum and dad love it as well. I would give two pints of lager and a packet of crisps 10/10. I now own all 6 series. Two pints is a Runcorn based show, with five main cast members. Natallie Casey, Katherine Drysdale, Ralph Little, Sheridan Smith and Will Mellor. Series 1+2 both have 6 episodes each. Each episode lasts 30 minutes. These are...

damsuk 16.11.2006 · Read review
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Review of Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - Series 1-2 - Complete (DVD)

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps

Advantages: Funny as heck!
Disadvantages: Not as good as series 1 and 2

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free3reeder 10.05.2006 · Read review
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Review of Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - Series 5 - Complete (DVD)

I'll Have A Pint Of Lager Please!!

Advantages: great cast, great script, very funny
Disadvantages: Munch is to silly to appear real.

...Wehn i first watched this programme on BBC3 i wasn't expecting much, but to my surprise, i was hooked! the lives of Jonny, Janet and Co. have enthralled me and i can't imgaine life without them, a quirky well-thought-out series starring a cast of talented young actors/actresses. Janet (Sheridan Smith) - Chain-smoking, works in a bakers, trying to make the best out of life with Jonny, to no real avail. Most likely to say: Bugger off Louise! Jonny (Ralf Little) - Always ready for a quick pint with Gaz, attention-seeking, lie-about, who's only income is his dole money, tries to avoid seriousness whenever possible and has the most 'blonde' comments. Most likely to say: I need my regulatory biscuit ration Gaz (Will Mellor) - Boyfriend to Donna, Gaz enjoys a pint, and sees nothing wrong with having Donna living with him while still...

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