Valentine the Slasher?

Advantages: some pretty faces in the film
Disadvantages: poor acting, easy to guess who the killer is

...Ok I guess I must have been really bored to have sat through this film recently. I had heard of it before watching it and had not a good impression of it. I?m not a fan of horror films at all but was told that it wasn?t really scary and that I would have to see it to believe how bad it was. STORY (what little there is...) The film starts with us seeing Jeremy, a teenager who?s a bit of a geek, asking various girls to dance with him at the high school Valentine Ball and being cruelly rejected by all of them bar one, Dorothy, who is slightly chubby (but this is USA slightly chubby means she?s seen by all as really fat), who goes under the stage and has a bit of a kissing session with him till some other kids see them and she claims he forced himself on her. The other mean kids pour some gunk all over him and you realise this is...

anonymili 10.07.2007 · Read review
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Review of Valentine (DVD)

Make this Valentine yours!

Advantages: So well written, enjoyable, a great book
Disadvantages: None

...Valentine Fleming is an aspiring actress, but she doesn't seem to be getting far with her career. So when Valentine auditions for a Shakespeare play and then gets the part, she's over the moon. She's starring alongside handsome new actor Jack Hart, and Valentine is smitten by him, even though she's not over her ex Finn. However, a secret is about to come out that is going to rock Valentine's world as she knows it. Valentine turns to her best friend Lauren and neighbours Frank and Lily for advice, but she knows it's down to her to choose what to do. Is her lucky break about to be over, or is she going to hold it altogether and make it to the top once and for all? And will Valentine ever find true love and get her man?! You may not think you have heard of Rebecca Farnworth, but you have probably heard of a few famous books she has...

mummy2harry 09.09.2009 · Read review
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Review of Valentine - Rebecca Farnworth

Will you be my Valentin?

Advantages: This will make you happy and sad all at once.
Disadvantages: Can't think of any...

...From behind a thick pair of NHS type glasses, Valentin tries to understand the world of adults. There are so many questions, like why did his mum leave him, if grandad is happier with God, why didn't he die sooner, why are his father's girlfriends always ugly and will he ever become an astronaut? This film is set in 1969 Argentina and tells the story of eight years old Valentin. In his short life, he has already encountered many trials. He is raised by his grandmother, whom he loves and is irritated by in equal measure. She has lost her husband and is very lonely and although she is glad of the presence of her grandson, she comes across as brusque at times. Oh, dear, I have managed to make this sound quite gloomy. Believe me, it is not the case. The main character of the film, Valentin, will win your heart. First, he is...

weetoon 31.01.2006 · Read review
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Review of Valentin (DVD)

VALENTINES, BULLETS AND POISON

Advantages: some amazing songs
Disadvantages: ummm not many

...Boring, boring, boring, isn?t there any good songs on the music channels. Flicking from MTV2, to SCUZZ, to KERRANG, there is nothing interesting on. All of this music is boring, im so bored im going to scream. Ooooooo wait what?s this then On SCUZZ? Some band called bullet for my valentine. There not too bad. Music is good and so is the vocalist. The video is kind of interesting as well. It was sometime early last year and I was so bored, there was nothing to so. So I was annoying all of my family by flicking around on the music channels (my mum hates it when I don?t stay on one channel) anyway there was no good music on. Until this band came on called bullet for my valentine, the song was called all these things I hate. In fact it was very good. At this point I was just discovering the joys of metal music so I was still into pop...

Red-blood-Black-heart 03.08.2007 · Read review
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Review of Poison, The [ECD] - Bullet For My Valentine

A Valentine for Everyone

Advantages: Something I really want to say.
Disadvantages: How many will listen?

...Soon it will be Valentines Day and one last category to write my poetry in. So why am I posting this early? It?s because I want you to really think about yet another day that has lost it?s message in the commercialisation of modern society. Christmas, Easter, Halloween, they have lost all meaning and although this is a minor day in the calendar still it has become a joke. Why save one day a year to buy cards to show your love? Why is it also a time to send rude messages? I am no prude, I love a dirty joke as much as any other person, but the message of St Valentines Day is love and that?s no joke to many people. Love is a much-abused word; it?s lost the spontaneity of just sending a letter or a card to say those three little words ?I Love You?. Why not do it whenever you feel like it? Your partner, lover etc would love it...

Elffriend 11.02.2005 · Read review
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Review of Valentines Day Poem

I Don't Like The Valentine

Advantages: long time ago
Disadvantages: this used to be my feelings (not that now I changed my view of Valentine's)

...I Don't Like The Valentine What a shame our days are dullness In which we lose the sense of time So we need big glaring banners To make us see, to remind Of something that we should have paid Much more attention just anytime Instead of using one day to satiate The love-telling demand All that red to catch your eyes Check your agenda and what a surprise! You see the big screamer sign There's no doubt to claim The day of St. Valentine Is here again With all its Heart-shaped boxes full of Heart-shaped sweets in Heart-shaped wraps Run out for a bunch of flowers It's time to get smart, so better start To be the one who cares "Baby, I bought you a heart-shaped heart!" Love is a burn An internal file To see they turn It into a pile Of paper hearts coloured red Just makes me feel sad - all...

jeaniecz 12.02.2009 · Read review
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Valentine

Advantages: Its nearly valentines day
Disadvantages: You may dislike valentines day

...As you know Valentines day is a special day! Why not tell the person youy love jsut how much you love them with a special love quote. You could maybe write a special note to them or put it in a card or email? The quotes below are ones i have written and a few famous ones! ***************************************************** ?Love is only a once in a lifetime offer.?? "Love is stronger than pride, so when you love someone, tell them and never let go." "Love is like a box of chocolates. You don't know how good it is till they are all gone." "Love is patient. Love is kind. It does not envy. It does not boast. It is not proud. It is not rude. It is not self-seeking. It is not easily angered. It keeps no record of wrongdoing. It does not delight in evil, but rejoices in the truth. It always protects, trusts, hopes, perseveres...

playboy_buni 09.02.2004 · Read review
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Review of Valentines Day Poem

My Mr Valentine

Advantages: You may like it
Disadvantages: You may be sickened

...My dearly beloved Valentine, You fix a smile right on my lips, You fit so nicely round my hips. You push and pull me left, right, I love your hugs so tight. It's great how you fill me with laughter, Ours is the fairy tale, The Happy Ever After. I love the way you make me laugh, Always being very daft. Some funny things you say makes you who you are today, A born to be wonder, a born again Star. A man who knows he'll travel far. I love your soul more than you know, Our love doth daily grow. When we hold each other tight, I know that your my Mr Right. My dearly beloved Mr Valentine, With love like ours we doth shine. Tears are shared and kisses too, Daily I treasure you. It's time you knew how much you mean, My darling beloved, Of whom I dream. My Valentine, Hubby that's what you are to me, My...

Mickie26 06.02.2004 · Read review
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BE MY VALENTINE.

Advantages: It's Valentines time again.
Disadvantages: Not everyone likes Valentines.

...This is a new category that has been added for the seasonal Valentine period which happens every February. I am early, but never mind, because the way you feel on Valentines Day should be the same as you feel the rest of the year round. BE MY VALENTINE -------------------------- You helped me mop away the tears That filled me through the many years Of Life before you came, And when you placed that wedding ring, To me, that ring meant everything, To you it meant the same. We talked of past and brushed away the cobwebs from another day And loved each other now All past forgiven, bridges burned, And to the futures hopes we turned I thought so anyhow. Throughout the time we shared we knew, That this was something, me and you Something beyond compare, I saw the laughter in your eyes, You healed the soul that...

thingywhatsit 04.02.2004 · Read review
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Scream Aim Fire- Bullet For My Valentine

Advantages: Too god damn good!
Disadvantages: None really heck I'm in love with this band why wud i think there is a dis?

...BulLet For My Valentine: Scream Aim Fire 2008 I was really hyped up when I heard that Bullet had a new album coming oout, My cousin actually bought it for me for some unknown reason but i didnt complain xD Scream Aim Fire: One of the best tracks on the whole album it is the album. It has a drum beat that can melt your mind! The vocals are just like...w.o.w and the guitar riffs are just too damn good. Eye Of The Storm This track has a greeat bass line on it and it is easy to learn in my oppinion. The guitar rhythm and riffs are catchy and they get your attention which is good. Again another bloody awesome drum beat. Hearts Burst In To Fire This is one of my favourite imparticular, because it is slow but still has the metalness to it which I always love in a song. The band did a video for this, It's kind of like...

rockchick2k7 27.02.2009 · Read review
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